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“It’s like using a croissant for a dildo. It doesn’t do the job & it makes a f*cking mess” Veep

119 Followers  |  466 Following  |  31 Posts  |  Joined: 17.11.2024  |  2.1752

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Hey, @amberelectric.bsky.social can you help me stop exporting my energy when it’s a negative feed in and the battery is less than 60% full? I have solar curtailment selected.

21.08.2025 09:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Miserable weather in Adelaide today. I couldn’t possibly think of moving and disturbing Peanut Butters fireplace naps anyway

07.06.2025 02:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My dad would have been 75 today. Happy Birthday dad, miss you every day

02.06.2025 13:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Normally this would be a good sign. An indigenous woman joining the libs should be progress. Jacinta being MAGA does not demonstrate any change in the LNPs divisiveness though. Such a disappointment & missed opportunity

08.05.2025 06:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So happy for Dutton. He has the outcome he truly deserves!

03.05.2025 10:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump campaign chief claims he visited Australia to advise Liberals at start of election campaign Exclusive: Chris LaCivita, Trump’s presidential campaign co-manager, tells undercover reporters he advised on ‘structural issues’ related to Peter Dutton; the Coalition denies LaCivita was involved in...

www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

30.04.2025 23:45 — 👍 35    🔁 20    💬 0    📌 6

This endless summer is exhausting. I’m used to complaining about it being cold by now, but nope, another month of me whinging about the heat. 😂

14.04.2025 09:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Did not think my Sunday would involve watching an 8yo throw poop into a toilet. 🤣😂🤣

16.02.2025 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Everyone should get the day off when it’s this hot. A reverse snow day, instead every surface outside is lava

12.02.2025 05:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m giving #oddity 4 out of 5 stars. Very good creepy level!

07.02.2025 12:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooo watching #oddity home alone at night is a mistake!

07.02.2025 11:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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oMG #oddity just got so creepy my dog got worried!

07.02.2025 10:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching #oddity home alone. Love a good horror movie to end the week. So far it’s v creepy

07.02.2025 10:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This weather is vile. When it’s almost 40 at 10am it’s a waste of a public holiday 😡

27.01.2025 00:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has everyone made their mandatory visit to Bunnings this weekend? I’m waiting for the temp to drop.

11.01.2025 04:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My dog,Peanut Butter at the vet v after the vet.

06.01.2025 23:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thoughts & prayers to dog owners putting up with their stinky dogs digestive systems while they try to process all the Christmas left overs they’ve eaten

28.12.2024 10:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Not even 10am.

15.12.2024 23:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What’s worse than a 40 degree day & ur local council still setting off fireworks? This plus having dogs that hate fireworks and want to climb all over you with their toasty butts & stinky breath

15.12.2024 12:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a prairie dog 's face with the words dun dun duuunnn written on the bottom . ALT: a close up of a prairie dog 's face with the words dun dun duuunnn written on the bottom .
15.12.2024 12:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve walked to work the last few weeks. The amount of people in cars who don’t know the give way rules when the drive into a slip lane, is insane.

11.12.2024 09:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Netanyahu blames Albanese for Melbourne synagogue attack The Israeli prime minister said “it is impossible to separate this reprehensible act from the extreme anti-Israeli position of the Labor government”.

Netanyahu is a corrupt criminal and mass murderer. He needs to be told to fuck off.

06.12.2024 21:31 — 👍 848    🔁 229    💬 91    📌 10

I read that & it had the same effect on me as the Subway ads mentioning McDonalds all the time

28.11.2024 10:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a baby is yawning while sitting at a desk with the words `` sleepy time is important on school nights '' ALT: a baby is yawning while sitting at a desk with the words `` sleepy time is important on school nights ''

I am such a light weight drinker. I had a glass of wine at a Xmas function tonight & I was ready for a nap 20 minutes in.

28.11.2024 09:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Amazons series ‘Cross’ has a terrible Script, horribly paced, full of cliches…but I’m still watching because hot man is hot

24.11.2024 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

me: I hate when I walk into a room and forgot why I went in there haha

patient grabs my ankle: epipen

24.11.2024 00:13 — 👍 1723    🔁 233    💬 21    📌 4
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I have been 2 dogs. 1 is a morning dog, bouncing around first thing. The other has a mortgage, 2 ungrateful kids, a large electricity bill to pay & no interest at getting up any morning of the week

23.11.2024 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The poor families of the girls holiday in in Laos. What a nightmare for them. Truly heartbreaking

22.11.2024 08:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Then one day that will all be reversed 🤣

20.11.2024 06:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ordered a coffee and told them my name was mary christmas. everyone clapped and cheered because I had destroyed woke. they carried me out on their shoulders. and I said wait I don’t have my coffee yet. but no one could hear me over the applause.

18.11.2024 17:36 — 👍 524    🔁 53    💬 8    📌 1

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