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24.06.2025 12:35 β π 4397 π 325 π¬ 121 π 33@joaniepbaloney.bsky.social
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24.06.2025 12:35 β π 4397 π 325 π¬ 121 π 33Remember how easy it was to learn to concoct a scheme? Thank the Phoenicians. They invented them!
08.06.2025 01:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SORRY, NERDS 5/4 1s DAVE BRUBECK DAY
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04.05.2025 16:41 β π 13392 π 2080 π¬ 524 π 270a DNR order but it's "do not resurrect"
19.04.2025 22:05 β π 15 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Spare the Rod Stewart, Spoil the Destinyβs Child
07.04.2025 17:10 β π 124 π 46 π¬ 3 π 0yeah you can say i have jesterβs privilege. everyone is nice to me because they LOVE my finely-woven suit of motley and stylish foolβs cap
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Lavar Burton as Jordie la Forge in Start Trek saying no way to the Kombucha Lady making first an ew no face, and then a hmmm maybe face. Below is Jordie la Forge saying awww yeah to Luigi Mangione making a skeptical face then a cute puppyish oh okay maybe face
22.02.2025 14:24 β π 9170 π 1597 π¬ 87 π 68Beaker as Elizabeth Holmes on the cover of Forbes magazine.
beaker on magazine covers: thread
16.02.2025 13:49 β π 1598 π 309 π¬ 47 π 73How I do anything
3 days to psych myself up to it
30 min to do it
3 days to recover
Restaurant receipt says βYOU HAVE BEEN SERVED BY: JUSTICEβ
i got a cheese omelette, home fries, and a subpoena
16.02.2025 17:03 β π 814 π 124 π¬ 22 π 4My boyfriend said we canβt hang out this weekend bc he doesnβt exist
15.02.2025 23:28 β π 259 π 75 π¬ 21 π 1roses are red
holy fuck weβre all gonna die
You're gonna have to speak up, I can't hear you over all this impending doom.
03.02.2025 10:08 β π 596 π 164 π¬ 12 π 0A cat would never got my tongue, that would not happen
03.02.2025 19:57 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0These fake Christians wouldnβt know Jesus if he came down from heaven and died on a cross for themβ¦
24.01.2025 21:33 β π 26109 π 4312 π¬ 2703 π 585Book entitled: how to date buildings (an easy reference guide)
Iβm done dating humans. Iβve got a better ideaβ
24.01.2025 14:04 β π 22513 π 1622 π¬ 827 π 232Excuse me while I slip into something more delusional.
21.01.2025 21:59 β π 656 π 157 π¬ 18 π 0Are there fewer female serial killers or are we just better at it
21.01.2025 06:07 β π 777 π 169 π¬ 64 π 9a leather handbag with eyes and a fold that forms a mouth
me: you bought another handbag?
wife: it was calling my name
me: that's not-
bag: it's true, i was
Hell yea
20.01.2025 00:59 β π 31229 π 3354 π¬ 404 π 235Crazy that people used to look like this
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