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@fionavonloo.bsky.social

GR MI trans girlie. Food cooker, maker of crafts. Orange cat mom, and aspiring Potato Goddess.

618 Followers  |  648 Following  |  758 Posts  |  Joined: 29.11.2024  |  1.7081

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I’m not quite sure how Zendaya plays into this trifecta…

02.11.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

American spirits is like giving out full-size Snickers

01.11.2025 06:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is a feature, not a bug

01.11.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They have oil babes…that’s all that’s needed.

01.11.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Albuquerque

31.10.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The existence of both Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of a third, Hollandest Tom.

04.10.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You and me both, babe.

17.09.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The time is ripe for a West Wing reboot with President Seaborn.

17.09.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone help me, how do I provide intelligent active direction to an employee who doesn’t think that the sun is real?

06.09.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pandora used to have that feature via the β€œadd variety” button on a playlist. You could have 5(?) artists or songs on a single station.

05.08.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Will just leave this clip here of Kris Kristofferson, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings talking about what’s wrong with America from a 1991 interview and it’s still all very true today

13.04.2025 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4811    πŸ” 1691    πŸ’¬ 124    πŸ“Œ 164

Helena Bottoms Carter

05.07.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fr, I hate the local news, too much Narcan in the streets

21.06.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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urbanist 🀝 horny
people people

11.03.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s your sign?

11.03.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wasn’t that an episode of Supernatural?

06.03.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve got severe liver issues from alcoholism, I feel for you. Please continue being a badass.

06.03.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They must have watched Conclave.

06.03.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always wanted to be like Patrick Swayze. I started out in Roadhouse and ended up in To Wong Fu. What a wild ride.

06.03.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t remember any haunting in master and commander.

04.03.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10 DAYS CIGARETTE FREE!

04.03.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m at 7 months and I’ve just now managed to correct my inner monologue.

04.03.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just saw a city turkey the other day!

01.03.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always wanted to lay nude on a bear skin rug in front of a fireplace.
Apparently Cracker Barrel has a policy against this

28.02.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
The destroyed front end of my Honda Civic after a head on accident.

The destroyed front end of my Honda Civic after a head on accident.

Zoom out view of a large truck swallowing the front end of my car in an accident

Zoom out view of a large truck swallowing the front end of my car in an accident

Close-up view of a large truck swallowing the front end of my car in an accident

Close-up view of a large truck swallowing the front end of my car in an accident

I’m ok, somehow not a single scratch. But your girl can’t get a fuckin’ break. They just turned in front of me.

01.03.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
Gender School Dropout Ankle Grease Β· Straight to the Bottom: Back to the Bottom Β· Song Β· 2017

open.spotify.com/track/1KPEGy...

24.02.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lesson learned. I had two and a half years but starting over isn’t the end. Thankfully I didn’t burn down my life too badly. A bit behind on bills, but still standing and learned a valuable lesson.

23.02.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And it sucks that for me, at least, they’re the most crucial part of my program. I tried to give up the community and keep the sobriety and it did not work.

23.02.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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