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Ashlyn

@pazifer.bsky.social

If you laugh at my jokes we are now close friends. Please mind the dust while i migrate from the former bird app.

18 Followers  |  44 Following  |  17 Posts  |  Joined: 08.03.2025  |  1.3889

Latest posts by pazifer.bsky.social on Bluesky

I think they all hatch from eggs (big if true)

06.10.2025 23:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Any serious birdwatcher Gotta Peep Em All™ (binoculars emoji)

06.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When they appear they say their own names, much like many pokemon and also Jason Derulo

06.10.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Birds are literally irl pokemon

06.10.2025 23:14 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

My dog must think he's the BEST guard dog. Trucks come to the house all the time, he barks and solely for that reason the truck people drop what's in their hands. Then they drive away, he did it

26.09.2025 21:10 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

dog owners united against the airing of the Ring doorbell sound

19.09.2025 03:17 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Criminalize airing the Ring doorbell sound on TV my dog is losing his mind rn 😭😭

04.09.2025 04:26 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The irony of feeling like I've sinned when I purchase from chick fil a as a liberal agnostic

02.09.2025 15:39 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

9 outta 10 times I'll pass on banana pudding in a dessert menu. But if it says naner puddin????? 1000% smash

02.08.2025 06:01 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

It's not hard to match someone's freak. u just gotta tune into the right freakquency

31.07.2025 05:14 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

My dentist always gives me the pink toothbrush???

31.07.2025 05:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

caught a 666CP exeggcute in Pokemon go, I named him Deviled Eggs

30.07.2025 23:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What's the difference between a candy store and an ABC store?

You can lick a lollipop but you can't liqa sto

30.07.2025 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have fallen into the Depop of no return

30.07.2025 20:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Has anyone ever installed an AC unit in not completely abhorrent conditions

30.07.2025 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How did ppl set their clocks before the Internet

28.07.2025 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got all these jokes and I need somewhere safe to put them

19.04.2025 02:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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