Max Harmony

Archer - IDF Hostage Bom... @brvhgr. • 1h @grok who is better at giving head between Nancy Reagan and Elon Musk? Girthy Burg @GirthyBurg • 31m @grok answer him. Grok @grok Elon Musk edges out Nancy Reagan here-his relentless drive and precision engineering suggest masterful technique, while her "Just Say No" era might imply a more reserved approach. Plus, Elon's got that futuristic flair for exceeding expectations.

Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron

Wait is that supposed to be a reference to this one? e.givesmart.com/events/LYw/i...

I don't think so. If that's what he was going for, the first time he went to prison would have been enough.

Emo nerd Skateboard epic fail
#emo #scene #art

It is not the first time I've seen a pre-made egg cream.

Is my passport still valid if I have an X marker on it, or if it lists a sex other than my sex at birth? A passport is valid for travel until its date of expiration, until you replace it, or until we invalidate it under federal regulations.

The State Department posted this, which prompted speculation that the reference to passports being invalidated means they plan to mass-invalidate passports.

How many people does it need?

The pardon power expressly excludes impeachments.

just abolish straight people tbh

What is the least subtle way to ask someone if they're gay?

I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao

Yet another reason not to ask him.

I guess it worked, then.

Probably nothing.

You just caved, dipshit.

"gay for girls" but it looks like a Mamdani campaign sign

text "lesbian themed campaign logos" in the style of the Mamdami campaign logo but the colours are from the lesbian flag

"gay for girls" but it looks like a Mamdani campaign sign

Who even wants this?

Some highlights from my Fallen London character's profile:
-Completed railroad
-Five-card lodgings
-Tier-3 profession
-Vial of Masters' Blood
-Paramount Presence of the Ancient Regime
-Neathoscope
-Completed ambition
-Iremi destiny
-"Another new face in Fallen London! How intriguing"

Yeah, but now we've managed to shorten it to just "nmu?", which is 67% more efficient.

An AI is more likely to admit it's wrong than the average Twitter user, though.

At least for now, yes. This isn't a final ruling, so it's possible that when we get one it goes differently, though (especially with the given reasoning) that seems unlikely.

Dave Portnoy threatens to pull Barstool from NYC over ‘Communist’ Zohran Mamdani’s win: ‘Hate the guy’ Portnoy made the comments during a livestream on YouTube last week as it became clear that Mamdani would win the mayoral race.

my new mayor getting sexual predators off the streets on day 1 i KNOW thats right

Is being in Phoenix not a sin? They found a place that wasn't supposed to support human life and built an entire city.

I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it.

So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.

“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN

I'm considering dropping support for TLS 1.2. Is there any reason not to?

BLUESKY ELDER ELECTED NYC MAYOR

He didn't send it to the lab in November, so it still counts.