Roux The Day

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Look around at your crew. If you don’t know who the Flappy is, it means you’re the Flappy.

Want to be clear I did 0 research for this bit and I don’t specifically support Mr. Sazonov and any policies he may or may not hold

Hey, I get it, we’re all big fans of Helsinki mayor Daniel Sazonov

I’m gonna look this up, but please be aware I will be disappointed if it doesn’t rhyme

I don’t know about German porn, but I do love Bang of America dot com

“A howitzer? Ha, sure kid, I’ll sell you a howitzer”

*goes out back and tilts a cannon up*

The Aurora Borealis

My brain is saying “Who is Tom Sandoval” but my heart is saying “Heed Josh’s warning and don’t google Tom Sandoval”

Which song what are the lyrics?

My first vacation with my now-wife was in Oia. We’re on our honeymoon now. It’s a really special place, enjoy! If you’re a wine drinker I can recommend a good vineyard tour.

The image of God’s Perfect Divorced Guy driving his cyber truck “off-road” while talking to his robot therapist is so grim, Jesus

The only interesting version of this is the old Batman line “I’d win because Clark’s a good person and I’m not”, but I don’t think that’s how Kirkman means it…

😀: girlfriend watching me type "how to get rid of negative traits"

🫩: seeing me add "xcom 2 soldier"

Almost feels like they’re trying to re-invent anti-Semitism from first principles

Hey! Everyone cut this SHIT out and listen to Josh! He has valuable things to say!

Go ahead Josh, they’re paying attention now.

My wife’s friend said “I think she wanted to write an album Travis would understand as a wedding gift”

strange women lying in ponds distributing swords RETVRN

Unless they met Cubans first. Cuban bread is so good I’d rename bread in its honor.

That’s fascinating to me. They must have had bread before they met Spaniards

Works in Spanish, too

It’s a mess, folks, they’re fighting ICE in the streets. Not just meatspace, either, they’re running the net and surfing the astral plane. 3-layer combat against ICE, it’s hard to keep track of, everyone’s saying to me ‘President Trump you’re a genius for understanding it at all.’”

Explains a lot about my life since I was bitten by that radioactive cicada.

Nooooooo please don’t introduce us to a ton of very online people that think triggering other online people is the greatest possible good. We, GWAR, haaaaaaate when that happens!

Absolutely. As a lifelong sci-fi fan, the Expanse reignited my love for the genre in a huge way

Cannot believe this administration hid my mustard powder. When I find the mustard powder, they’re gonna backpedal so fast.

Wife: We going to Trader Joe’s?
Me: Sounds good
Wife: Hingham?
Me: I ‘ardly know ‘em
Wife: *withering stare*
Me: Yeah, Hingham works.

Back when Game of Thrones was still airing, there was a team that had both a Blount and a Hightower, which were both Kingsguard, always amused me

Such a good time for 20% off a year subscription, make a cryptic announcement like “Man, lots of space opening up in late night, we’re gonna look into filling that niche.” Don’t even have to follow through, just imply maybe you’ve thought about talking to Colbert and Kimmel for the bump in subs.