Two images with the same energy

Me to Hinge Support when a match is even slightly too handsome

Woke my kid up by screaming DON’T YOU HURT MY ANGEL at the TV #severance

If I send you this please know I’m at my wits end but I also deeply love you

Bought my first full-sized bottle of brand name perfume and I feel totally reckless #treatyoself

Why I’ll never be scared of Cobel #severance

Them: Are you stupid?
Me:

Severance s2ep7

OK Big Haircut! You are no longer Big Tuna #severance

Living with a 7-year-old

OFFICIAL IRVING B MUG MERCH WHEN #severance

Irving B on the ORTBO #severance

And now it’s back to business as usual on the roads and highways that God built!

Whenever it takes me over a minute to do the NYT Mini Crossword

Me patiently waiting for Mr. Right

CROW ON MST3K: He makes Ted Danson look like Gavin MacLeod!
ME AT 13 YEARS OLD: haha

(Watching St. Denis Medical)
Wow it’s so cool they’re in an emergency room. I’ll bet a show JUST in the emergency room of a hospital would do well…

You know you’re an Elder Millenial when your kid asks you to sing O Christmas Tree and all you can remember are the Whacking Day lyrics 😂

Woke up from a literal fever dream to write this down:
Be a Bugs all day so you can be a Side by 5

(Is this anything?)

I’m such a Samantha! *

* I need to change curtains while extremely sick

Remembering the time I accidentally called Harley Davidson “Harry Davidson” and to recover said “I love their pears”

Happy #MST3K Turkey Day marathon day to all who celebrate! #ImInterfacing

Six-year-old manifesting a phone for Christmas #Twitwr #Youtobe

Exciting holiday plans this week