murdoc pissing compilation

ive been posting all my funny shit on tumblr. and it's ecause i'm deliberately starving bsky. Grovel for my attention

hello janice

buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

you didnt need to confess to this

Reachin out

fart bubbles in my bathtub oooooo its getting worm

its star fetchers february (day 1!)

enis

The doctor says I have the most monstrous eyes he’s ever seen. Pools of dormant rage he said

in school majoring in fart with a minor in shit

Unfortunately Nanosecond's short life has gone to waste

my best friend the Nanosecond cant' wait for the new year

Alright mamacita daddys gon put you back in the Sock

not a big fan of the out-group

my cat out here shrimping up

im sorry to confess to all of you that im actually kind of really liking danganronpa

the "post" conveys universal themes of loss, free-will, and coming of age

Just said to someone that idgaf abt that Gravitys Rainbow shit and they grabbed me with her sasquatch hands and held me horizontally and squished my spine until i started making accordion noises and crimpled me really fast (made the sound of a crushed beer can) and threw me out my window

Fish reacting me eh. Well Ill show you "fish! [ties you in a bundle that makes it so you cant move because youre covered in rope head to toe] [slowly teaches you to swim with increasingly advnced artifical tails and devices] [releases you into the sea] [watches you swim away and get eaten by a shark

i have officially learned i can recognize the voice of Kaiji Tang from a single grunt

i like this post more now that i cropped most of it off. #ogre

"watership down?" that was my nickname back in high school

i consider myself a "c tier poster"

sucks how video games perpetuate unrealistic expectations, for instance my dog will never bring me valuables from the enemy whose throat he just throttled while I stood back and watched

a horse walks into a stable. he says neigh. and then i close the gate so he doesnt' escape and run free, beautiful and unshackled in the night. that was my joke. did u like it

felt the need to inject a little "pep" into my "step," hence why i created my brand new product, Peptide Socks, made from straight amino acids linked in a chain. my step, you see, is now extremely pep. and this has not improved my life at all in any sizable way.

and if you're wondering, yes, stand fans give me boners. no, your honour, i'm just introducing myself. and those several dead women had nothing to do with me.

[gravely serious] there's nothing "ass to mouth" about drugs, kid.

telling someone touching grass outside to "go online" once they reference something i don't understand

casual reminder that the only thing stopping you is yourself. you can really achieve anything within reasonable limits. so text your ex. text your ex. text your ex. text your ex. text your ex. text your ex. text your