@scottaukerman.bsky.social Asked and dampsered. Bonus Wet adjacent Detective Odafin and Munch
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SAG-AFTRA Strong. Shut down corporate greed. Let em lurk.
@scottaukerman.bsky.social Asked and dampsered. Bonus Wet adjacent Detective Odafin and Munch
08.04.2025 00:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I won't be posting a best of 2024 end of the year list until February 2026 at the earliest.
29.11.2024 19:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I dreamt that I was 50% off and that my other parts, mostly vitals, were being passed around digital shopping cart to cart - thankfully I awoke. I am only 15% off this Black Friday and will only be losing my left eye.
29.11.2024 19:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's even body dysmorphia in Miracle on 34th st with telling the janitor kid character that he's a chunker
28.11.2024 22:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Kiss the fidget ring." And the Moma museum docent held out her facetious finger clad in a spiky metallic sensory gadget. I try to push past her but then I end up trapped inside a painting Mario 64 style. I wish I liked going to museums more.
28.11.2024 06:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Online "news" influencers are trending right wing, Onlyfan models are trending libertarian, And my Amazon shopping cart is interested in feudalism. Whereas, I, a mere soy goy bleeding heart remain passively humanistic.
19.11.2024 18:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seeing the Clientele tonight and so relieved itβs a dark and stormy day. Less glad that seemingly less than the average tasteful new yorker even knows this band exists. They got an 8 from Pitchfork recently! Of course that means nothing, but stillβ¦they are the true kings of twee psych pop. Not B&S.
10.08.2023 13:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Loner dance party mode oscillating between CRJ The Loveliest Time and Jessie Wareβs That! Feels Good, zero regrets.
09.08.2023 00:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My modern 21st century American comedy film top 10
1. barb and star
2. Magic mike xxl
3. Funny pages
4. popstar
5. Sorry to bother you
6. Support the girls
7. Beach bum
8. Tangerine
9. A serious man
10. Wet hot
Dying inside at a worse rate than usual that Paul Reubens and/or Pee-Wee didnβt get to be in the Magic Mike verse. Also, Magic Mike XXL is one of the best American comedies of the 21st century, sequel or otherwise.
08.08.2023 16:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is rizz.
08.08.2023 16:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0watching someone in your cooler friendβs improv group get booked on a juicy role for a beloved show broadcasted by an unnamed corporate entity and then they canβt promote it is not why we strike. I need more of my friends of friends success to fuel my jealous ambition!
08.08.2023 16:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My brain is a bag of chia seeds. Expandable upon exposure to wetness ππ±
08.08.2023 16:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt want to have children but I do want to tell children to stop turning off the lights, in fact get more lights to keep turning on.
08.08.2023 01:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gonna have to get a rain stick to take to the picket lines
08.08.2023 01:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favorite rainy day activity is listening to albums with rain sounds and making the rain jealous.
08.08.2023 01:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0