the safeword is password
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Suffering is so embarrassing. Oh no, Iโm participating in an inherent part of the human experience
23.10.2025 00:31 โ ๐ 389 ๐ 97 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 3
I donโt need therapy, I just need to pet something fluffy for 45 minutes.
23.10.2025 02:26 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
BEE: *goes into hive* honey iโm home
22.10.2025 18:05 โ ๐ 99 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
donโt talk to me until iโve had my revenge
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WIFE: So what did you do today?
ME: I wrote a song about what it would be like to have narcolepsy. It's called Slumberstruck.
HER: Sometimes it's ok to say 'nothing'.
10.08.2025 19:59 โ ๐ 203 ๐ 45 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0
You know it's a pretty good bar when there's a couple outside breaking up.
11.08.2025 03:14 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.
11.08.2025 02:54 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Brunettes do it weirder.
11.08.2025 02:53 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. ๐ฎ๐ช
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Husband. Dad of 2 funny kids. Writer of parenting LOLs.
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Big fan of my 13yo twin boys and my wife. Level 10 dad jokester.
[Awkward silence] So.. I have a husband, 11yr old and cat. I will be complaining about them here. IG: latetothepartylaura
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Writer; traveler; mom; politico; lover of semi-colons, tea, and coffee. Posts lovingly handcrafted in small batches.
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surrounded by a chaos of my own making
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Not A. Doctor, M.D.
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Does this look infected?
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Iโm just happy to be included
Writer. Mom. Storyteller. GenXer. And apparently the person in charge of what's for dinner until the end of time.
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Your mom buys my clothes
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posting jokes while the world burns
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Easily distracted | sober | typical scorpio
A person with the presence of a banana
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Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
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Who mistook the steak for chicken?
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Commentary YouTuber, professional opinionater, and winner of over 1,000 fake arguments in my own head.
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