Ryan Kennedy

The president is going to ruin the World Cup isn’t he?

Running for president on the sole platform of making weepy human interest pieces before football games illegal.

The Trump administration has reacted to a small scale lone wolf attack by in DC announcing a sweeping collective punishment, using the organs of government to heap blame on partisan rivals, and potentially dissuading anyone from collaborating with US forces abroad for a generation.

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Indiana has the longest home winning streak in FBS. Normal. Typical. What like it's hard

You really do have to read the emails. That man is guilty as hell.

The president of the United States Donald Trump is a pedophile.

Then he died in suspicious circumstances while working on an island populated by German scientists brought over during Operation Paperclip?!?!

Next time you think you’re not qualified for a job, remember the executioner at the Nuremberg trials had never hanged anyone before, lied to get the job, botched the hangings, then quit when his wife found out.

It’s made by someone who skimmed a few Wikipedia pages.

This movie sucked

@janecoaston.bsky.social Who’s your dream cast for a Nuremberg trials movie? I think Russel Crowe can pull off Goering, but who do you pick to play Speer, Hess, etc.?

Mike Tirico: “from the producers of Chicago Fire comes this fall’s holiest new drama Chicago Pope. Tuesdays on NBC.”

Collinsworth: “y’know, Mike, Chicago got a pope before the got a quarterback.”

Tirico: “Fair catch at the 23 and the offense jogs onto the field.”

Curt Cignetti

The Emperor of Mankind

they're the same picture

Mussolini is dead

Hitler is dead

Nazis hang

Reynard Heidrich's last ride

No Kings

Reading about antifascism.

THE INDIANA FOOTBALL HOOSIERS

One Battle Another is amazing. Cant stop thinking about the Christmas Adventurers Club.

Interestingly enough, you know Travis Kelce is getting absolutely roasted in that locker room today.

Between ICE and Taylor Swift my feed is about nothing but dicks

Stephen Miller plagiarizing a speech by Josef Goebbels is fitting because Goebbels was a world-class first-ballot hall-of-fame wannabe-tough-guy loser.

The people who have done most of the terrible things in the human past weren't doing it because they wanted to be there, but because they felt like they had to. Everybody has a choice.

Can confirm. Women love when you explain how Germany’s lack of standardized weapon and vehicle parts contributed to logistical bottlenecks that ground Operation Barbarossa to a halt.

My fiancé basically begged me to marry her.

Every time I think I've heard the worst and dumbest thing possible, 15 minutes goes by and a new low is reached

I’m running for political office exclusively on the platform of seizing and dismantling LinkedIn.

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

the wall street journal: children crave the mines

somehow also the wall street journal: hey check this shit out--

it might feel weird but remember the last big fight against a fascist contained the phrase "my close ally and friend Joe Stalin, who is definitely a bro"

currently reassessing Napoleon and Alexander the Great based on the last few years of geopolitics to figure out where they fit into my emerging Huge Dumbass Theory of History