Joe Kraus

I would avoid Illinois, too.

sitting in the pitch black in the back yard among the trees sipping coffee staring at the stars contemplating how small I really am and how a smaller snake can slither across my foot. Anyway, I’m back inside now.

Tomorrow, I shall write about the banality of avocado toast.

Hope your procedure went ok.

Is that C or F?

CAPITALIZATION RULES ARE NOT ARBITRARY!

Pumpkin spice gravy.

Why is Of capitalized in both uses? Looks odd.

I always read that as New South Fucking Wales, Australia.

Brilliant.

A group of mathletes sponsored by BP:

The Eulers

Which is worse? Alaska or Colorado?

If you see this, post a robot.

No there's not.

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Ooof or Yeesh is much better.

That sub shop is pretty good though.

ScienceOnline made my head explode! People who know me know how excited I get by ideas. The pace and pitch of my voice increases and my hands move wildly like the lovechild of Peter Garrett and Kermit the Frog. My mind leaps from one…

It was this session at a conference that made me understand that simply giving correct information to people who do not believe you is not working. heatherstuffnthings.wordpress.com/2013/02/08/s...

People who have internalized misinformation and disinformation will not accept correct information because it goes against their beliefs. The "Information deficit model" is not the best way forward. As an academic librarian, I used to think that way, but no more.

The good news is there is a solution to misinformation and disinformation.

The bad news is: it's information

How does jackets rhyme with exits in the song Closing Time?

Ruin a song by adding the word 'literally' to the title

I, Literally, Palindrome I

You just want to repress their freedom.

What? Bozo died?

The answer is rainbow trout, right?

A photogenic eruption of plasma from the Sun’s backside! (Yesterday). Gorgeous stuff!

“maybe i will get to 18k followers by my birthday on friday” i say while twitching at the meaninglessness of existence

I know Charlie Kirk valued debate and free speech because he blocked me for fact-checking his lies on Twitter and then put me on his organization's Professor Watchlist for writing a book he didn't like.

Will a candy pop ring do?

They gave you a heads up. I bet you knew this day (Monday) was coming.