Coat, tails, and a nice top hat.
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I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
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A movie that takes place where you are from.
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Then it would just be cerole.
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Who invests in critical thinking and who invests in an AI chatbot to help you think will be really telling.
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"The Twilight Zone" To Serve Man (TV Episode 1962) โญ 9.0 | Drama, Fantasy, Horror
25m | TV-PG
Are you familiar with this episode? www.imdb.com/title/tt0734...
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To Serve Man - would make a great recipe book title.
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You canโt spell better without beer and ttโs
lol thatโs the one send it
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This is one very very sad doggy.
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If she allows 2nd base, maybe both!
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How far will Mom go for that Schwinn?
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I will never get tired of watching meteorites blast new craters on the Moon.
This likely lunar impact flash appeared today. Like a space firefly. ๐งช
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It was 8pm, wasn't it.
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Just ridiculous. Everyone knows that God roots for the Atlanta Hawks. theonion.com/christ-retur...
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YouTube video by GarbageVEVO
Garbage - Only Happy When It Rains
Garbage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBF...
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Of course!
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Nah, it will be either cockroaches or racoons.
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I mean who would have thought that Donald Trump of all people would promote some sort of financing scam that was awful for consumers.
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More like 6:29:30.
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Van Halen for unlawful carnal knowledge
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I'll pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today
via homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
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One of the big problems with Nobel Prizes in general is that they give a veneer of intelligence to a lot of scientists who are overall very shallow thinkers but just got lucky.
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One drum set please.
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I tried to print out this skeet, but then I got some stoopid PC Load Letter error on my printer. What gives?
06.11.2025 15:35 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
That is great. Optics was my jam in the past.
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You did the special two hour fall back, right?
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As a Rockies fan? Or no.
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My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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Anyway, I don't know who needs to hear this right now but faculty, grades are NOT there to take students down a peg, put them in their place, or determine a student's value
They should reflect student learning, if they must be given at all
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