Brian Kelly (extra stuffing)

Katie tightpussy esq. halo reached too hard. May we find her amongst the stars. We lost a real one today fam

lol look at these fucking dorks

How was this woman driving ten cars?

There are so many ways to stop Stephen Miller. We should try them all. Alphabetically is fine.

"hurr durr we're gonna send the army to the cities." fuckin
send em we'll have them in polycules reading "bad feminist" by christmas

God it’s like I’ve been underwater and can finally breathe.

I been saying.

More like Ross Dontdouthat am I right?

First they came for these people then they came for those people. First of all, where are they getting all this cum?

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

Yeah keep talking shit.
All my shooters come from Etsy

Worth noting that Islamic violence is also right-wing violence.

we should stop descending into fascism and try descending into some cool stuff like magic the gathering

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"

anyways, great news! (1/X)

i'd bet not a goddamn one a them motherfuckers is hammerproof

Just stop losing to the most vicious defeatable dipshits gods mind could create by running candidates whose sole feature isn’t the ability to get as close to being said dipshits as possible without literally occupying their body. Seems easy.

shut the entire fuck up.

A lot of labor day messaging drives me up the wall because the annoying viral "thank a union" is sometimes updated to "don't just thank a union, form your own!" but no one has figured out a viral "demand the right to organize exists again" and IT'S MY JOB TO FIGURE THAT OUT and i still haven't.

black toyota RAV4 rear saying "The Kant Car" with a message about being nice to LLMs because of Kant

The Kant Car

Shout out to the heroes doing the real work. Not the ones looking for clout with performative mutual aid. Not the legal defenders or the bail fund funders. I'm talking the real heroes: the people yelling at leftists online

This may be controversial but Greeks and Italians are the same thing

Hi this is insane

Words/phrases Democrats should never use:

* bipartisan
* my Republican friends
* real, valid, legitimate, serious, important (to describe issue raised by Republicans)
* yea (when voting on Republican bills)
* distraction (to describe bad thing Republicans did)
* woke (in derogatory sense)

You love to see it

A landlord turned off Tenant Client's family's heat upon learning Client was an immigrant.

Landlord hired three different law firms to argue this was legal, then fired each one after they couldn't get our case dismissed.

This week, landlord settled for enough that Client will buy a house.

Uber needs a “what the fuck are you doing just drive to me” option. Yes I will pay a million dollars for this.

The libs love Newsome because he's talking like an opposition candidate but he's also not asking them to do anything to help

if you're a so-called 'committed anti-natalist' but you're not taking your own life right this instant you're just a poser

Hungry men create lunch times, lunch times create sleepy men, sleepy men create nap times, nap times create hungry men

In This House We:
-Eat Vegetables
-Watch THE NEWS
-Read (summaries of articles)
-RESIST(tm)
-Keep the pussy hat near the door