Zombie Normalism

Looked like a river imp to me bro

everyone: the bangers, it's too much, please give us respite

me: no fuck you take more

Came here for this reply

lotion is just thick milk

The guy who owns the yacht is rarely pictured

Skrrrt

Transition lenses that keep getting darker the longer someone is talking to you.

If you’re not freestyling dumb food raps I feel sorry for you and your lack of rich cultural engagement with the musical, poetic and culinary arts you philistines

Spray her in the face like I’m a geoduck clam the soup is fuckin hot and it be dripping from huh chin

666 xiao long Bao to the beak my brother got cho bitch sprung like a leak my brother

Just sprayed yo bae in the face with soup dumpling juice and grace

Having my funeral here

The superior mind is rare

Sent via Samsung smart fridge

When I was younger I used to be satisfied with a glass of cheap, trashy, unsophisticated wine but now I’m all grown up I need at least 2 full bottles.

Take your medicine. Be humble. Sit down. (Old people advice that sounds hard)

Caught me with an actual out loud exhale here thank you

Nacho cheesier type proposition here

You should always do what you’re told because that has worked for a lot of people and why use your brain it’s just there to drive your body around and watch TikToks

Burning through my battery busting out bangers for you bitches

Have you got a few minutes for our lord and savior Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, Five-time Ultimate Smackdown Champion
President of the United States

Almost put a camo blue lives matter predator skull on the whip as it is a powerful talisman

I always wonder if the thin blue line flags are real boot lickers or it’s camouflage like 11-99 foundation license plate frames

If my keys don’t show themselves I will have no choice but to continue to frantically search for another 72 hours before declaring them deceased

I hate when I shake someone’s hand and they try to steal my handful of pills.

I can regurgitate just from coughing too hard

Gonna have to work on dem talkin ideas in pre production

Dirty mind

Equal rights means equal fights