Marble Birds

May this love find me

I think about this all the time, everyone should just learn to be normal about stabbing

Libraries are like dark souls. A beautiful, dying world that you must struggle to keep alive through incredible violence

The Beatles are a metaphor

They're making pretty good instruments these days have you guys heard of the trumpet

every video game that comes out these days is either fortnite, assassin's creed, dark souls, or the binding of isaac

I'm like a pikachu whose trainer refuses to evolve except the thing that would make me evolve isn't a thunder stone, it's living somewhere with a dishwasher

chari xcx is the green day of hyperpop

As an alternative to saying "that's funny" without actually laughing at my joke, consider hitting me with an airplane

I love when american musicians just name drop random US cities in their song lyrics like I'm just supposed to know what the fuck they're talking about

I think some people actually need to go to therapy less

Me every time I enter a building for the first time ever since I went to mercenary college: "Hey is it cool if I merc in here?"

a friendship without sexual tension is just friendship

the asshole is working class, the dick is a trust fund kid, the balls are invisible feminized labour, and the prostate is a starving artist living wild and free thank you

hey guys the point of psychology is to help people not to make up a bunch of terms for villains and if you don't stop that shit I'm actually gonna break into your fucking house

thank you I feel much safer now :)

I feel extremely surrounded by British Columbia right now and it's activating my fight or flight

Nobody let the DSM see this

That happened to a buddy of mine

I bet humans evolved from squirrels cuz having a thousand channels in a discord server feels so good

Romance is just reverse engineered turbo sex

In my jealous area. I wish I was in a triad, I wish I had a name, I wish I had an address

And one of the biggest problems with the liberal wing of the trans movement IMO is that we didn't actually get rid of the sexed soul. We just decided that the sex of the soul is determined by gender identity rather than biology. Which means we arent actually attacking gender essentialism at its root

People in triads have names and addresses

Playing games with your friends is self-evidently the meaning of life how are philosophers still struggling with this you guys are embarrassing

I know I'm not supposed to say this but it can be hard to be a tolerant and accepting person in a world where sometimes people aren't very good at video games

Caitlyn/Vi is just Joker/Harley Quinn for lesbians I'm so correct about this

actually i do think the thumb counts as a finger and fuck you if you disagree

@thelouvreof.bsky.social

why is every lifeguard good at not falling in the pool but me how do I stop falling in pool