Youβre prettier when you smile. ;) (more seriously, hope things get better for you)
22.05.2025 20:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Been thinking a lot lately about the morals of Jesus of Nazareth. Wondering what his rifle of choice would be if he moved to America. An AR-15 or an AK-47?
09.05.2025 12:29 β π 987 π 87 π¬ 180 π 18
You look like youβre in your 40s. There are worse things. If you feel like trying them, I suggest putting on swim goggles and applying a fake tan to the rest of your face, ending precisely on the jawline.
15.04.2025 04:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Do what we have to....
02.04.2025 18:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Had a feeling this was coming. Sorry to hear it. Predict Jun Suk Yeo is next.
25.03.2025 00:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When I was growing up, I never would have guessed I would get my best dad jokes from Stephen King. π
21.02.2025 21:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Nope.
17.02.2025 05:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I like that he posted a picture of a print-out of the email.
16.02.2025 17:26 β π 26346 π 4427 π¬ 866 π 189
Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.
30.01.2025 15:41 β π 3505 π 531 π¬ 113 π 35
I thought Ayaji was going to get the Zag transfer bump and be a monster from 3. :( hopefully he catches fire.
16.12.2024 05:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Thank you for your service.
29.11.2024 01:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
He has the hair for it. π
19.11.2024 05:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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