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you can elope. dont allow melons to lie to you

14.07.2025 19:42 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

the regearsal season 2 has me lauvhing out loud

13.05.2025 22:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

12.05.2025 09:04 — 👍 7718 🔁 1540 💬 43 📌 34

i love black mirror so much

07.05.2025 23:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

eulogy episode of black mirror was devastating in the best way

04.05.2025 20:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

‘go up to whitaker, the bums will build you a half pipe for two tallboys’

01.05.2025 18:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do You Love Me Now Jr? The Breeders, J Mascis · Divine Hammer · Song · 1993

this song id so good

open.spotify.com/track/0MUaBM...

30.04.2025 05:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

drinking hot taco water for fun like they do in tehran

26.04.2025 02:53 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

25.04.2025 22:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i listened to every song

23.04.2025 20:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

letterboxd top reviews are some trendy bullshit

23.04.2025 17:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tony's cure-all Playlist · cy · 271 items · 3 saves

open.spotify.com/playlist/3cj...

17.04.2025 01:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tony's cure-all YouTube video by Cy

music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

17.04.2025 01:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

tony's cure-all by Cy Ott on Apple Music Playlist · 267 Songs

my final happy friday. I added the playlist to apple music and youtube music. thanks for listening! music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

17.04.2025 01:25 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

yup

12.04.2025 18:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

whats going on here

10.04.2025 21:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How Long Will It Take Pat Kelly · Pat Kelly Sings · Song · 1969

happy fruday

open.spotify.com/track/6qV95w...

09.04.2025 14:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

but then as i went further i started to hate again so i delete

08.04.2025 22:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i just got on twitter and genuinely laughed for the first time in weeks

08.04.2025 22:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

anybody find something good at the end of a trail of blood lately

30.03.2025 23:45 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

does it actually affect real people when i request amazon to deliver something i just learned about in like 4 hours?

27.03.2025 23:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i dont know if caffeine makes you stronger but it can make you scareder

22.03.2025 20:17 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

lil jon will never surprise you with some bars halfway in on a feature. lil
jon will let you know hes in the room and yelling within 5 seconds of that somg starting

21.03.2025 15:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Via con me Paolo Conte · Paris Milonga · Song · 1981

dancing like a toddler to this

open.spotify.com/track/5WHWPR...

19.03.2025 15:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the ice track olympic events would be better nude

18.03.2025 18:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who Knows Where the Time Goes Strawbs · Sampler · Song · 2006

open.spotify.com/track/1AovUF...

18.03.2025 13:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where'd You Go (feat. Holly Brook & Jonah Matranga) Fort Minor, Holly Brook, Jonah Matranga · The Rising Tied · Song · 2005

open.spotify.com/track/7pAT4d...

18.03.2025 13:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Growing Trade Levon Helm · Electric Dirt · Song · 2009

happy friday!

open.spotify.com/track/5GrXLF...

18.03.2025 13:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the balls on these hiring managers to make job postings where the the job title is just employee

09.03.2025 17:44 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

08.03.2025 19:12 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@dirtbagdan is following 20 prominent accounts

Addled Pixie
@addledpixie

Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls. Independent. End non-violent cannabis-related incarceration. “Journey before destination” *Bridge Four salute* she/her My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas

aric
@aghastronaut.com

Minneapolis non-comedian Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff. "Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine (he/him)

Notorious P.I.G. (Your Fairy Hogmother) 🐽
@anotoriouspig

🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖 Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY

Asia
@asiadnyc

Beautiful little fool 🏳️‍🌈 https://patreon.com/AsiaDNYC

Shimmy
@aslightshimmy

You’ve already decided what you think of me. No bio will change that. Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaadf7xqqvcla Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaaajoctrm2m4

Nicki💗
@awkwardandodd

Scottish. Dancer. Book nerd. Hobbit. Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (All photos my own) My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers

chris.
@azedand2knots

Horrors and hot dogs. (she/they) Latest https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaajole3giqdq Random https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaadr7exzc3rw

Bearded Stoner
@beardedstoner

cracked polystyrene man

Jenny and the Bets
@bets

Help save my life https://gofund.me/874c6d5b Deny, Defend, Depose Tempestuous, hater of paper straws and billionaires Defo needs a nap @leggypain.bsky.social 💍👯‍♀️💕 Skeet this https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaaekldqxx53u

clay baby
@bigcountryclay

Bigthinkingcap
@bigthinkingcap

Laugh because we must survive 2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor. Autistic. 🚫H8. Proud scar wearer. Widow. Elle Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted .. Silliness,Nah My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q

captain bleach
@blainecapatch

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Bluesmobile@LiamNissanTM
@bluesmobile

Chief Production Assistant to Mr. Liam NissanTM. Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis. Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.

Brick's House 🍁
@brickmahoney

Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc

Bruce Springstween
@brucespringstween

Springsteen but Gen Z (Do I have to say this is a parody account? 🙄) #brucespringsteen #bruce #springsteen #theboss #SpringsteenTour24

Brynnester
@brynnester

Yorkshire’s finest. Contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4

Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque

Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.

Cult Papa
@cult-papa.com

(He/him) Not a cult just really obsessed. Created: @rfkjrbrainworm.com & @didhedieyet.bsky.social & @mosseri.social linktr.ee/cult_papa my best posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:evlngincxz7yf6mjnegh5565/feed/aaaknrwlyv76c

🌘 Dad Moon Rising 🌒
@dadmoonrising

Real dad, moon parody. Trying to find the humor in everyday life So let us not talk falsely the hour is getting late https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vv7x4rqhaet5poqhlap53btt/feed/aaacnzz6sv472

dani 🍁
@danismashingit

Faults: None Self-Awareness: Abysmal Testing the waters, I mean air, I dunno where I am. I could probably build bananas in America.