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Lawyer. Dabbler in criminal justice, landscaping, and whittling. Husband and father x4. Grandfather x1. Internet addict.

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Does the SAVE act give Trump broad discretion to purge voters from rolls before November?

21.02.2026 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So before November, Trump will get an opportunity to remove all women from voting rolls in every state? And is that even the worst case scenario for women voters?

20.02.2026 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would Republicans leave those seats empty when they could fill them with cheering buffoons?

19.02.2026 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Americaโ€™s greatest healthcare achievement in the past 15 years has been construction of behemoth parking garages.

19.02.2026 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never in the past week did I fathom this.

19.02.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Epstein frenzy fueled by Fox News that would have buried the Democrats for three decades.

19.02.2026 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine if Hillary had been president after 2018.

19.02.2026 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything will be counterfeit by next year.

18.02.2026 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So theyโ€™ll just do purges in blue states before November.

15.02.2026 00:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What was he in for?

10.02.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worth noting: Donald Trump's son-in-law, and likely Trump himself, are employees of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, where there is actual Sharia Law.

10.02.2026 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thanks for bringing humor to such a gloomy topic.

07.02.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ironically, Snowflake looked like her boss.

07.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I review documents for a living. I redact documents for a living. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

06.02.2026 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The software was programmed to highlight Trumpโ€™s name in many forms. Working in that software, human reviewers decided whether to redact each term in each document. This term was redacted by someone who was drowsy or did not understand the assignment or is barely literate in English.

06.02.2026 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

gelerntner was also an intended victim of the unabomber

05.02.2026 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If we can just get through the week, we wonโ€™t have to think about this for the next 51.

04.02.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Venezuelan gang members. Just like I said. ICE offered Venezuela gang members amnesty if they took to the streets and abused Americans

02.02.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Repeat from November.

02.02.2026 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obviously Trump will offer amnesty to immigrants who agree to terrorize American cities. Easiest recruitment ever: Die of measles in a concentration camp or shoot up blue voting precincts with a signing bonus.

02.02.2026 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure. Looks like ICE might be a bribery/jobs/amnesty program for some or many.

02.02.2026 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every Trump pageant participant has likely been paid off.

31.01.2026 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Story idea: federal agencies such as secret service and DEA are trying to restore ranks depleted by ICE by recruiting paramedics into police work.

30.01.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If gunowners are looking for a party that ACTIVELY supports the right to bear arms, that would be the Democrats.

26.01.2026 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Eight years ago.

25.01.2026 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™ve been trying to bully hotels into letting ICE agents stay, so theyโ€™re even working on the 3rd.

25.01.2026 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also: somnolence is a relatively overlooked allergic reaction. You might sleep real good once the itching stops.

25.01.2026 07:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly it might resolve fairly quickly. Digestion could destroy the allergen soon.

25.01.2026 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. Mammalian meats. Alpha gal allergy.

25.01.2026 07:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never lead. Only campaign. NEVER lead. Always campaign.

22.01.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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