LowerBackPain_AkA_Jose_AkA_Mister 🎓

Counting or not counting caveman violence?

Obviously someone finally told her to stfu and pretend to be fucking sad for a while, but we're all still thinking it, right?

Hey guys, the Saudi Regime has invited me to teach 9th grade ELA to inner-city Riyadhi kids beginning immediately.

There are definitely moral concerns obviously but at what they've offered to pay me ($63k+bennies) I'd be crazy to turn it down. I have to think of my family🙏 🫶 ✌️

Erika Kirk 20 days ago:

Pick *N* Roll? In THIS economy??

Super Bowl PSA: please remember to make sure your subtitles are ON, because some MAGA are deaf and they can of course eat shit too

How do I dress for this?

Could be the dogshit on his face 🤔

Looking good sir, not like you rubbed dogshit all over your face at all!

I think Tylenol is about to cash in 💲💲💲

YouTube video by Michael Jackson - Topic They Don't Care About Us (Remastered Version)

Blasting this in white spaces today ✊🏽

🖕🏽

youtu.be/GsHZBisKwxg?...

This is NOT incompetence. NO WAY this was the best they could do.

They purposely made it this unbelievable as a means of testing how egregious they can be with their gaslighting, and still have MAGA froth in their defense. Fascism has taken hold, and they are now simply stress testing their limits

So they tried to contact my job for making fun of the Throat Goat Charlie Kirk ™️, but they didn't realize I'm my own boss LMAO

But apparently "some of it was admittedly pretty harsh" so I still got fired this is some bullshit 😔

I think I've come up with a compromise we can all agree on

Talk about your debates, talk about your Leviticus 20:13... JONES 20:13 SAYS I JUST MOURNED YOUR ASS!

*glass shatters*

I have ZERO standards 😭

Why am I such a tab SLUT?? I'm closing everything on my work comp so I can just start fresh and it's like...

Clearly I'll just open any ol' tab at any time, open every doc in a folder who gives a fuck, windows and windows, each with a particular set of tabs, windows with one tab, it's fuckin gross

Nothing can ever be more certain 😏👉👉

a group of men are standing next to each other in a room and talking . ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other in a room and talking .

We actually are day-to-day for real at this point, so you guys wanna just do it again tonight??

This the signal I'm waiting for...

Homer Simpson when he gets to McDonald's at 10:31 AM

Texas teachers- they didn't say WHICH commandments!

You DON'T season, you ALL crackers, you ain't BARREL

*beat drops out*

🎶I once got baptized in a Cracker Barrel parking lot🎶

*Crowd screams*

🎶 I'm saved, see... 🎶

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Ballerinas... Doing pirouettes inside of my snow globe

The fish was procured from an orca, no doubt... It's happening!

As part of the deal to be on the presidential fitness squad, HHH was required to increase the ratio of sex pests on the roster

Not now, Russian volcano!

Believe it or not, one of these dragons is actually my dog

a man in a fantastic four costume is standing in a dark room . ALT: a man in a fantastic four costume is standing in a dark room .

Reed shoulda just been like "really Galactus, you're gonna ✌🏽eat the planet✌🏽, are ya? You're roughly twice the size of the SoL, so about ~600 ft tall, ~1500 tons. Earth’s mass is ~6 × 10²⁴ kg, which means that would be like an ant eating the entire continent of Asia LOL you IDIOT 😂