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Narrator: She continued to find excuses for staying with the Apple ecosystem.

Aye! The latest and greatest to be teleported. He knows how to keep it fresh!

Aye! Ergo, toddlers rule.... and mums wipe.

Most certainly. She changed clinics.

Narrator: They were hopeless lovebirds. They parallel parked their way into the sunset.

Narrator: That was one really really experienced mum throwing shade a the TV.

Errr.... Till your mind finally shames you into taking them down?

Nopes. Lets just say, people put distance when they see me approaching. Can't blame them.

Ah! My apologies. I caved in and called when i should have known better.

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Ooooooo.... That is one heck of sick burn. You go girl!!

Noted. Time to put that aside.

The same thing that the other m is doing in mommy.

And did you tell her she was fabulous in it?!?

Hmmm... noted. Time to put it behind you.

Also known a "starter trouble". Hubbys tend to suffer from that mildly.

Aye! Bon Apetit!

Also, dads with pockets help. Smart little girl.

Does that make you Queen Cleopatra?!?

Sorry, can't. Busy being assinine.

Only if you have a ton of snacks on stand by.

Naah. Just a bad hero.

Aye! One for the collection of a proud mom.

Narrator: Goodness and Gracious were together at last.

🏆 Absolutely.

Sorry, we cannot publicly disclose what is obviously vested interests. A universal NDA is in force.

Narrator: And in today's edition of Bliss In Snoreville...

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Oh yeah! Bring on the vibe....

Narrator: Now we wait to see if mom's bribery was successful.

Narrator: Her remainder did not approve of the quotient.