He said "Don't pretend you don't know."

I said "Why don't they just borrow books from the library for free?"

He said "Why don't you?"

When I was 15 I got arrested for stealing books. I was left in an interview room to sweat for a while. When the cop came back he said there was a spate of organised gangs stealing stuff to order.

I said "People order books from organised gangs?"

In UK primary schools we had 'country dancing' which sounds like it might be incest

Shan't

Would you like me to make up a number 6 for you so you didn't totally waste your time?

The role:

- track the system incrementals and ensure compliance with service matrix
- liaise with fixed resource arcs
- answer phone

Civil service job ads are written in the most impenetrable corp-speak

People writing clickbait usually show these 7 behaviours. Number 6 will shock you...

I wonder if Bryan Johnson is rethinking his plan to live forever

Causation/correlation. Look it up.

I think a non-specialist would have been a cheaper option

Unsolicited pant pics would be a refreshing change

Bet they still try

Americans feed almost entirely on eggs

Thanks. I don't want to get swamped by the most popular kid before I conduct my own investigations.

If I click on one starter pack, and then another, and the same person is in both, do I get a double dose in my feed?