Author of 4 Tr*mp-trashing books and 🎩Pennyfarthing's Diaries @DailyKos. Bonus wit by Emma Dash.👋Get my books at fine book stores and https://t.co/2YprUStn76. Book club info available. Leave a comment. ✅Join the Posse. Resist🥊💙 No Crypto/Porn, thx.
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Founder & Editor of @theneedling.com, Seattle's Only Real Fake News. Pulitzer Prize-winning real real news reporter.
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Manager of #EarlyLiteracy Programs & Special Initiatives @ Brooklyn Public Library | #KidLit Writer @ RISE X Penguin Workshop | LJ Mover and Shaker 2020 |
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"Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep." - garbage truck
instagram: @theothernye
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Voice actor, co-producer and co-writer of the Peabody Award-winning*, sort-of sketch-comedy podcast American Doom. Our promise to you: You WILL laugh... Perhaps. Occasionally, at least. Possibly.
(*I made that up.)
https://rss.com/podcasts/american-do
Editor in Chief @TheHardTimes.net @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
Editor-at-Large, Esquire. Here’s a funky introduction of how nice I am.
Feminist | Activist | Ally | Lawyer
Leader at a national voting rights organization, ensuring every eligible citizen can vote. This is no time to sit on the sidelines- choose your path. #Resist #ProChoice #SlavaUkraini
Opinions my own. 🚫DMs.
Progressive, gay and outspoken. Nurse to be. Michigan native. Politics.
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Flint-born, former San Franciscan, Chicago-based poet, educator, singer-songwriter, and kitchen sink sardonicist
https://www.larryodean.com
Some of the things I like: guitars, music, video games, snowboarding, and people that don’t suck.
Canadian, birder, geologist (retired).
Book editor, writer, smooth talker, father of a teenager. I wrote about baseball for SI .com, The Athletic, Baseball Prospectus, and elsewhere. Movies, music, baseball cards, uniforms. OF, East Brunswick Padres, Bats/Throws: R; Votes: L. North Jersey
Sacramento area. Hard core but slow cyclist; loves transit, walking, cycling, housing & wants more of all of that! Former public works commish. Ex-Board of Directors, Amnesty Intl USA; loves human rights & overeducated economist #startrek fanatic. (he/him)
Miami Herald Investigative journalist, author of "Perversion of Justice: The Jeffrey Epstein Story." Philly girl trying to make my way in the South Florida wilderness. Temple Owl.
Screenwriter: @RidleyScottCG, @GaumontTV #BAFTA / @RocliffeForum Winner.
https://james-topham.com
Takoma Park's ONLY Humor Source. Home of the Nimbee and Takoma Man.
www.takomatorch.com
Irregular contributor at The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Electric Literature, etc. Your Jewish mom friend.
Humourist and storyteller—not necessarily both at the same time, or either at any time. Writer-ghostwriter-consultant.
I've lent my pen to the likes of Steve Martin, National Lampoon, Ripley's Believe It or Not!
https://www.dreadfullypoorpublishing.co.uk
Independent Journalist
📙 jacoblehman.substack.com
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Ex- Eureka Times-Standard &c
Poet in Pithead Chapel, Toyon, Cold Mountain Review, Common Ground Review &c
“If I could start again, a million miles away. I would keep myself. I would find a way.” Trent Reznor
Last Boomer 1st Xer trying to transcend this mad world we’ve created.
"clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness."
John Muir 🌵🌊⛰️🐾👬
Writer of Underwear Dragon kid's books (Random House), the football movie DRAFT DAY and other stuff. My newest books are KITTYBUNKPORT (Viking) and WARM AND FUZZY (Tundra).
www.scottrothmanwriter.com
dual citizen, air drummer, em dash user — in that order. jokes at @mcsweeneys @pointsincase @robotbutt; ideas at that other social media company (not that one, the other one).
Comedian, podcaster, etc. 5x billboard comedy chart topper
Bylines Guardian US, Sunday Times (of London), RTE, BBC Radio 4.
John Schofield Trust Fellow '17/18 | IJP Fellow '18 |
Author of newsletter, 'What Ties Us Together' on chosen families, LGBT+ parenting+adoptee voices'.
🌈 https://alicehutton.substack.com
www.bizzycoy.com
+ Author of PERSONAL SPACE
+ New Yorker humor + cartoons
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Insta: @bizzycoy
Writer/Poet. Words in the Toronto Star, FLOOD, Indiewire, MTV CA, National Post, McSweeney’s IT, TSN, Washington Sq. Review, and elsewhere + a few books.
I write about TV/film/music/culture @ Narrative Electric Co.: https://mikespry.substack.com
New novel out November 4 titled A COMPLETE FICTION (Ig Publishing). Author of novel Other People's Pets, winner of Colorado Book Award, and short story collection We Love Anderson Cooper. Assistant to white cat and big-eared dog. Knitter. 🧶
senior writer at @salonnewsroom.bsky.social covering all things money & power ✍️ satire in the new yorker, the onion, mcsweeney's ✍️
The media guy
"what are we doing?"
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MSc Politics & BA (Hons) Politics, Philosophy & History Birkbeck University of London, Civil Servant From & live in London Uk. politics History & intl affairs, Culture, Jewish life, Soccer. Also on here to make friends. Straight Single & Jewish
trick after trick, i make the magic.
writer • director • producer
✍️: @netflix @discoveryplus @history
🎬: @comedycentral @vice
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Humor writer with words in The New Yorker, Points in Case, The Belladonna, and more ✍️.
Writer. Reader. Recipe Follower. Humor in The New Yorker, McSweeney's, and more. Just happy to be here.
Screenwriter/Filmmaker
• Nicholl Semifinalist
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• Page Award Winner
Bringing my brand of edgy, socially impactful stories to the screen. #scriptsky
Historian. Writer. Professor at NYU. Author most recently of My Hijacking: A Personal History of Forgetting and Remembering.
writer. CRE®. autistic af. (she/they)
my words: https://open.substack.com/pub/srrfunfacts
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Once a bookseller. Mostly on here to learn from those who care enough to share specialized knowledge… and for some of the art and all of the animals.
in no particular order: virgo, bagel aficionado, coffee addict, private nerd, professional nerd, pleasant enough curmudgeon, keeper of random and rarely useful facts. #content: laurasmithers.net, sunypress.edu/Books/I/Impact-Impasse
Economist, Associate Prof. @ Humphrey School of Public Affairs, University of Minnesota Development/Labor/Education/Gender/ECD/Inequality in the Middle East and North Africa.
Fiction writer and bleeding heart liberal. Author of The Other Side of Everything (S&S). Mother through adoption. #woolfer
https://www.laurendoyleowens.com/
oakland writer/teacher/mother/reader
Independent journalist, content marketing writer and strategic consultant.
~Pubs: NYT, Washington Post, Huffington Post, Consumer Reports, Forbes
www.alexandra-frost.com
Mother, Professor: Mofessor. I think I'm funny; you may not. I study online groups and virtual communities, but I am NOT studying you. All typos are the result of my enormous thumbs. All thoughts are my own and, clearly, Reviewer 2 hates them.
TV/comedy writer/Producer, award-winning columnist. His humor pieces have appeared in MAD, American Bystander, Weekly Humorist, McSweeneys, Humor Times, etc.
Dyslexic Book Critic | Writer | Traveler
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Demoncrat. Support BLM, LGBTIQ+, Choice, & Immigration. Slava 🇺🇦!
"To the last, I grapple with thee... Got a bag of dicks for the GOP."
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girl writer
associate editor @reductress
writing in @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @theonion
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Managing editor U.S. News & World Report @therealusnews.bsky.social. Guardian of two small humans and a huge cat. Hoosier. Adjunct at Georgetown's graduate journalism program.
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I work, I Mom, and I somehow survive. It’s sweet, it’s messy, it’s a little unhinged—but that’s life, right? (Or is it just me?) Dry humor and the occasional moment where you can’t tell if I’m serious or joking. Spoiler: Neither can I.
Philosophy professor, Honors faculty.
JD, PhD. Political & legal philosophy, global justice, international human rights law.
Working on human rights-based climate litigation, right to food, right to water, refugees, online speech.
Zen Buddhism.
English Language & Literature. PhD: Monstrosity. Queer history. Gothic. Antifa. Archaic English. NEW BOOK: Woke Shakespeare. Erstwhile Prof. https://linktr.ee/drianmccormick
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British comedian in Denver, CO.
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Working on my third book!
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She/her. Comedy writer/fanwoman. Words @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social @mcsweeneys.net @reductress.bsky.social
Comedic artist and LA dweller. Obviously new to new twitter.
Writer, editor, punthusiast
University of Arizona Addiction & EM Doc | MOTHER OF METHADONE, Beacon Press, 2025 | Rep'ed by Ayla Zuraw-Friedland at Frances Goldin Lit | www.drmelodyglenn.com | https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/781015/mother-of-methadone
Washington Bureau chief at The Independent, MSNOW Columnist. Author: We’re Not Broken. Tar Heel. He/Him Eric.garcia@the-independent.com
Assoc prof @UNC. I study policy for healthy, sustainable food systems. Skeets parenting, politics, dumb jokes.
Otterly happy author of CHESED and OTTER OUGHTA KNOW. Repped by agent extraordinaire Joyce Sweeney.
Writing professor and satire writer with humor in McSweeney’s, New Yorker, Slackjaw, Belladonna, Points in Case.
My new book: https://tinyurl.com/mwfb5d9r
My website: taliaargondezzi.com
"In a world of AI, bots and fakes, Rayne Hall will always be real."
#NoAi #Writer of non-fiction and #Gothic #fiction. #Publisher of Gothic fiction anthologies. Teacher, coach. Avid #permaculture gardener. Lives in #Bulgaria with #rescuecats.
Editor of McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. Author of The Ultimate Game Guide to Your Life. Dominator of waiting rooms. Fragile fan of the Dolphins, Sixers, and Red Sox.
Stand Up Comic, Husband, and Father. My work can be seen on Netflix, Hulu, HBO, and while on tour around the world.
Comedy - poetry - gluten
Author of SNACKS FOR THE LOVE HUNGRY http://bit.ly/snax4luvbezos
Writer, reader, person who lies down. Excels at cheese consumption.
I know should quit all social media but here I am
"it's hard to be a man when there's a gun in your hand." Tears for Fears
i do stuff but not sharing it in this f'd up world we're living in.
XChristian, Dabbler, Creatrix
I want to know more about IFS, Jung, Archetypes, Tarot, gardening, herbs, hearth magic
I write here woodcarver.substack.com w/ @thismicahcarver.bsky.social
(she/her) Collector of excruciatingly tedious hobbies and heritage livestock
Animal posts are all real (never AI)
perspiring writer
words in SciAm, PopSci, Popular Mechanics, Inverse, Slate, etc.
funny words in McSweeney's, Reductress, etc.
elanaspivack.com
Believer, Wife, Mom to Cancer Warrior, Storyteller, Artist, Ballet Lover, Cat Grammy & Mills College Alumna ‘90
https://joyful-storyteller.com
Skillz: Non-fiction author, freelance writer, editor. Wordz: NYT, WaPo, Time, et al. Last book: Strong as a Mother (SMP) Podcast: Audible Original Soldiers of Science. Current obsession: that porcupines that talks!!!!!
Cartoons, graphics, comedy stuff for TV. Write jokes. I also make music and I'm sorry.
https://danielspenser.com/
Assoc. Prof. of Teacher Ed and English Ed at UNO. Greyhounds = the best dogs. Opinions are my own. she/her/hers
Your Only Source of Aquatic Non-Erotic Fake News
SeaHorseShoe.com
Humor in @mcsweeneys @The_Belladonnas @SlackjawHumor @JaneWastebasket @FrazzledHumor @WeeklyHumorist | Editor of the TV humor publication Pause Button | Creator of The Gospel of Jest: gospelofjest.substack.com
stuff in new yorker, mcsweeneys, etc.; member of sketch group Brick Penguin; DC comedy person; editor of the DC humor zine SKITS
see writing & sketches @ jimtatalias.com
zines @ skitszine.my.canva.site
👀 writer/performer featured in the NYTimes and ABC News talking about Healthcare
✍️ humor featured in the New Yorker and McSweeney's
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🐍 not a fan of U.S. Healthcare
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