million dollar idea: baby fivemula

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sisyphus going bowling but quickly realizing he’s still in hades when his ball comes back through the ball return

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If i were president my first EO would be: when possible, clockwise MUST be used instead of counterclockwise

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An Extrafabulous Comic Butt Romeo: "butt soft, what wind through yonder window breaks" Butt Juliet: "pbbrt"

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- me, writing to luigi to schedule a conjugal visit

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The Truth will set you free 🙏

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🚨 Landmark study (n=1) finds that chapstick makers include a chemical that dries out your lips even more so you have to keep using it 🚨

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twist off foreskin with a snapple fact underneath

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why is it called an assassination when you ass ass in the bullet ass out nation shoot the man

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no one talk to me until ive had my morning bowl of chicken alfredo

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sometimes i look at my dog and think, "wow i can't believe i carried her in my belly for 9 months"

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