I do this but with heroin.
15.05.2025 13:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
It's clearly the Hoff
29.04.2025 16:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
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Just this one, you nosy bastard.
25.11.2024 17:50 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day.
Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.
19.11.2024 18:57 โ ๐ 93807 ๐ 10808 ๐ฌ 1361 ๐ 950
Crying ๐
18.11.2024 13:41 โ ๐ 2633 ๐ 662 ๐ฌ 125 ๐ 56
The new fast automatic weapons
@quantick.bsky.social #madchestergangsters
18.11.2024 19:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
@quantick.bsky.social
18.11.2024 19:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I reckon Mike Tyson will beat Owen Paul. He's done nowt since that 'my favourite waste of time' song.
16.11.2024 08:18 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Colin Robinson's let himself go.
15.11.2024 19:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Wait, they're bots? Shit.
15.11.2024 19:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Carl Harris x3
15.11.2024 18:12 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I'm not sure about this place. Not enough improbably named, scantily clad, non posting, honeys flocking to follow me for no apparent reason.
15.11.2024 16:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
That's me fucked then.
13.11.2024 20:39 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
You say that as if it's a bad thing. Sounds right up my strasse.
13.11.2024 17:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Well it's still radio birdman up above in my head.
13.11.2024 17:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Good, innit. I'm gonna dig my copy out later. Need mellowing out. Thanks for reminding me.
13.11.2024 17:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Writer of nonsenses for โthe wirelessโ, contributor to Private Eye & the Guardian. I like books.
Comedian, writer,
fair and brutal, self aware and oblivious, pragmatically delusional, independent and co-dependent.
CARRYING MONSTERS my new 90 min at Christophertitus.com
Here we go again. ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
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Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner.
"Historic beard ride"
โญ โญ โญ โญ The Observer
"Something for the dads"
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"Windows Vistaยฎ compatible"
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Donโt take this shit too seriously. Unless Iโm talking about Tories, I really do hate them that much.
Politicians in diapers. Real quotes. Sadly, no adults involved.
Unofficial mirror account. Not run by the original author of the content.
Find the original creator at
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ugh, who invited this guy
Comedian and renowned blood traitor.
Purveyor of โmeticulously researched idiocyโ https://mulberryhall.medium.com/
Welcome to my head. Please excuse the mess.
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Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman x
Comedian. Metalhead. Magician. They/them.
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Band: meltzer667.bandcamp.com
Gigs: andrewoneill.co.uk/shows
Occasional maker of pictures.
Fourthwall: https://captain-howdy-shop.fourthwall.com/en-gbp
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Please listen to my radio show. It's called No Room.
Don't send DMs, I can't see them. I have to scan my face or something.
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Comedian and author. Quite a bit more, too. NEW NOVEL OUT: https://www.waterstones.com/book/one-minute-away/mark-watson/9780008347000
Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.
