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He’ll yeah I judge them for eating all those muffins. That’s too many muffins, Glenn.

How come whenever there’s werewolves and vampires, the werewolves are always dirt bags? Like, the only instance I can think of where that’s big true is WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS.

(Don’t even about TWILIGHT. Buncha jorts-wearin’, muffin-munchin’, baby-imprintin’ rageaholics.)

No he moved his family into one of his condos. All parading extravagances past us day in and day out while at the same time making me Google the cost of living increase to figure out the absolute lowest raise he could give us that wasn’t just a boot in the box.

I used to work for a guy who tore down his mansion and built a new one, because he was sick of his original mansion but he didn’t want to move.

I know what the OP was getting at, obvs, but I hardly ever get to tell that story.

There’s very little liquor left at the LC, so I “had to” buy one of those fancy gins that has a cork and on the back the saga of how his great great grandfather blah blah blah back in Ireland drink responsibly.

It’s like, I’m sorry I mixed your life’s work with Fresca, Pop-Pop, but I had Concerns.

She’s got Ann B. Davis eyes

Greg Newby

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A small zine printed in black ink on light purple paper. The title reads, 'How the Littlest Hobo' and the writings of Sylvia Plath made me reflect on the ideal of freedom as a woman zine'. The cover features an old ornate border, and the german shepard from the Littlest Hobo Canadian TV show.

I made a new zine. You can buy it on November 9th at Zine Dump in Toronto, or from my online store if you are not local.

“I look like Davy Crockett fucked Steven Seagal.” #TheLowdown

You know what immorality, evil and blatant corruption looks like? Racist dog murderer Kristi Noem spending over $174M on two private jets for herself at taxpayer expense during the republican’s govt shutdown in which federal workers have been going without a paycheck for weeks.

I don't know who it could've been instead but it's so weird to me that the first famous dead person recreated in A1 is Suzanne Somers.

Saw a clip of Cillian Murphy talking about enjoying using his normal accent in film and why the fuck would you have a guy who can do an Irish voice not do the fucking Irish voice in everything? WE DONT CARE, Arnold Schwarzenegger was the biggest star in the world playing guys named “Tom Miller”

A red-breasted nuthatch landed very near me today on a crusty ledge and clearly outed itself as an imperious little robber dumpling. Look at his little mask. His little eye stabbing beak. Those raptor claws holy shit birds really were dinosaurs. Photo by me, Chuck Wendig

I demand you look at this bird.

(Photo by me)

A good rule of thumb is never have something on your body that, if uncovered, would be scored with a dramatic sting leading into a commercial on Grey's Anatomy

dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia

Why can’t NEON MANIACS have profaned MY grave

I just want to add that what convinced her was the rantings of a man who believes that red-lensed night vision goggles help you to see Demons of the Underworld. He’s not wrong about EVERYTHING, but come on.

And we never know if it was resolved

A House Divided: I'm getting the covid booster, but my handler thinks They have nefarious plans, so she's refusing. (She had a few back in the day, but No! More!)

We're not arguing about it or anything, just, she keeps explaining her reasoning and saying "I'm sorry" even though I didn't ask.

me: jesus why, at the most difficult times in my life, are there only one set of footprints in the sand?

voice from the heavens: did you know that you can probably find the answer to your question in the help/faq section on www dot jesus dot com?

the c ontents of my itch store page The Moon Likes to Wander a collection of original photography and poetry from Juno Rylee Schultz THE GLINT THE GLINT is a horror story about two girls on a road trip who can't seem to escape the gaze of violence around them. HOW RAIN SOUNDS LIKE APPLAUSE A COLLECTION OF PHOTOGRAPHY EASY FRIEND It starts and ends with a punk show, and it's about a girl. It's Too Many Dollars to Die Here, Let's Keep Walking Further a collection of 11 pieces of poetry about how special life and love can be when you finally start to breathe. We Can Hide at Night Together (Poetry Prose, and Noise) a collection of 23 pieces of poetry and prose about nature, empathy, and how it feels to watch time time slip by

i wanna give away free books and poetry

can we do that?

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all i ask is that you CONSIDER posting about it if you like it

currently i have TWO NOVELS, THREE POETRY COLLECTIONS, and ONE PHOTOGRAPHY COLLECTION

why is it spelled "thirteen" when they could have spelled it 13aker's Dozen

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Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation

Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation https://theonion.com/congress-sends-unemployed-americans-40-million-boxes-of-1844729789/

What of the Diet Coke Button? It’s a part of American history!

So of these four hot dumbasses, one killed a girl while driving drunk and got away with it, one swindled seniors out of their savings, one sold rescue dogs to a dog fighting ring, and one turned her boss in for rubbing her shoulders in public, friendly. Guess who got the only flashback.

I don’t even have an opinion here, I just really enjoyed this

I guess I just feel like it should be a bigger deal that Penske Media owns the Golden Globes and ALSO Rolling Stone, Variety, Hollywood Reporter, Indiewire, GoldDerby, and Deadline, plus 20% of Vox Media

So.

Trump posts AI video in which he shits on America

Now, Trump tears down part of the White House after promising not to, to make room for one of his tasteless, ugly, gaudy, badly-built white trash crapshacks