Fay 🎃

New York Times Sudoku completion screen - showing a finished in time of 3:13

It's a medium, sure but no hints/checks and I amazed myself with this one today. Usually sub-10mins but never under 5.

In the 'doku zone

Avoiding the John Lewis advert is the new #Whamageddon

a cartoon character is sitting in a chair with flames coming out of his body and says i 'm still cold . Alt: a cartoon character is sitting in a chair with flames coming out of his body and says i 'm still cold .

Today marks the day the energy bills go up: I cba with a cold house anymore & the heating has gone from "off" to "program" on the thermostat.

I swear it's getting earlier each year as I get older

Of course the night I fall asleep to a Richard Ramirez/Night Stalker murderporn doc on tv is the night the blu-tac stops blu-tac-ing something wobbly & I get woken ay 3:30am by it falling off of a shelf.
Did I go back to sleep? Nop!

May attempt a lunchtime power nap

What’s it like in your head?

It was so memorable last week, I clean forgot about #WhoDoYouDo this week

Oh Bertha, lovely Bertha
Sometimes I think you're a dream [home]

"asking me to express myself in a chunky & not a fine yarn is like asking a vegetarian to express themselves via steak"

The Great British Knitting Bee Off is already off to a cracking start and it's not even 10mins gone

#BritainsBestKnitter #GameOfWool

the lights aren't on
but I am home
these sweets, are all my own
the bell rings, the dog shakes
one kid, is all it takes

Went into the room that has had the dehumidifier sucking all day & now my lungs feel like they're full of cotton wool & my teeth itch.
I need my moist, british air

The Womble and The Clanger in the style of The Omen and The Exorcist

🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster

after the initial :| getting purple 1st was an equal 1/4 chance.
more please

Connections
Puzzle #873
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Dear Andrew, if you take down Trump you will earn a fraction of our respect back. Nothing less will do, and it will be the smallest fraction possible, but it's the only good you can do now.

"he did it, we all know it & we're done protecting him" - Chaz 3

Why didn't they just try that on day one? 🤣 #CelebrityTraitors

Prediction (hope) for #CelebrityTraitors tonight:
Alan: *Toasts Celia*
Celia: "I hope you didn't just murder me in plain sight"
Alan = Busted

Ooh, can it add in that nice little black & white thingy in the top corner again, so we know to turn the sound back down for the imminently deafening adverts too?

YES CAT! #CelebrityTraitors

The BEST tactics for Joe #CelebrityTraitors

"I hope you feel terrible about yourself" is a line I use on the scam phone callers. #CelebrityTraitors

apes together, strong

a cartoon character with glasses and a mohawk is saying always watching ALT: a cartoon character with glasses and a mohawk is saying always watching

I need to stop thinking out loud where there is any tech nearby

A Pumpkin placed on a bucket out of reach of Hedgehogs

Seasonal reminder, Pumpkins make Hedgehogs sick, so don't leave any out where they can reach them.

I am shook, and owe apologies to DPD. Not only "next day" but less than 12hrs in fact, legitimate witchcraft I swear.

This must be what living on the mainland feels like.

an elderly woman is sitting in a chair with her hands on her hips . ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in a chair with her hands on her hips .

"Arriving tomorrow" but not yet dispatched. Amazon be lyin' again

No dog! It's TOO EARLY for dinner.
<repeat every 5mins since 3pm>

that's too obvious >.<

Thanks! Now I hope for a quiet day at work tomorrow

Where are you watching this?! I've only seen the film but am intrigued by the show it was based on

Well.. there was no Bernard Manning, so it had that going for it. #WhoDoYouDo

This is how I feel scrolling TikTok nowadays #WhoDoYouDo