Trump Dodged the Draft, Vance Dodged Ukraine, and Zelenskyy Dodged Russian AssassinsโGuess Who America Worships?
The first thing you have to understand about this wretched, piss-soaked meeting is that it should have never happened
My favorite line in this story from Moxie Davenport "Where Trump grabs women by the pussy (as a prelude to rape) Vance is a cuckold, which by an unsurprising coincidence is the most popular search on Pornhub in Vance's home state of Ohio." www.unprompted.news/trump-vance-... #trump #vance #zelenskyy
04.03.2025 22:35 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Preach, sister! @ashalang.bsky.social
27.02.2025 20:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Copying the worst of American Politics.
Lies are not legitimate free speech.
21.02.2025 23:37 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Cluster, meet Pluck. The extraordinary, dangerous incompetence of Elon Musk's Doge-bros
There is a certain kind of reckless, coked up nihilism that creeps in when you hand the keys of the government to a billionaire with a god complex and a...
It's official. The collective noun for Tech Bros is a 'circle-jerk' Thank you @ashalang.bsky.social
"The US government, in all its wisdom, put national security in the hands of a circle-jerk of tech bros too young to drive one of Elon's self-immolating Teslas." www.unprompted.news/cluster-meet...
16.02.2025 05:23 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamรฉrica
Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
in celebration of Tom Holland and Zendayaโs engagement, please enjoy this moment from 2017 when she turned into a literal ๐ emoji and we all knew it was for keeps
07.01.2025 01:42 โ ๐ 4863 ๐ 949 ๐ฌ 192 ๐ 331
๐๐๐
14.02.2025 23:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The @nytimes.com and @washingtonpost.com would both immediately withdraw their reporters from the Whitehouse if they weren't each so hopelessly compromised.
14.02.2025 20:54 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
We've arrived at the "Untermensch" phase of the "But they are not really Nazi'" part of the conversation.
14.02.2025 20:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Anyone Can Push Updates to the DOGE.gov Website
"THESE 'EXPERTS' LEFT THEIR DATABASE OPEN."
Scoop: The databases powering DOGE.gov are insecure, and people outside the government have already pushed their own updates to the site to prove it:
www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...
14.02.2025 06:44 โ ๐ 14521 ๐ 5960 ๐ฌ 409 ๐ 1137
Thank the gods.
13.02.2025 21:55 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Beyoncรฉ, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams in new photos together.
13.02.2025 09:34 โ ๐ 1327 ๐ 93 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 31
I rarely curse in my skeets but ...
WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK, AMERICA????
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
13.02.2025 03:32 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The Gospel According to โHarry Bolzโ: How Musk Turns Market Fools into Financial Martyrs
Imagine, if you will, a billionaire armed with a Twitter account, thumbs poised with the delicate precision of a toddler near a chandelier. His tweets are...
My dearest #crypto bros: "Imagine if you will, a billionaire armed with a Twitter account, thumbs poised with the delicate precision of a toddler near a chandelier. His tweets are the chandelier. Everyone elseโs financial well-being? Thatโs the floor." Asha Lang www.unprompted.news/the-gospel-a...
12.02.2025 02:44 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I'd bet my bitcoin he does, Asha.
11.02.2025 21:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Angels, Devils, and Martians: The $US80bn Fever Dream Heist Even Elon Couldnโt Pull Off
Mars is empty, and all the devils are here. Elon Musk's bold, let's call it insane, bid for control of ChatGPT developer Open AI was all about...
As you absorb the news that Elon Musk tried to buy OpenAI overnight for $US97.4 (and was immediately rebuffed) a reminder that this is actually his second attempt. Here's Erya Hammett's reporting from December 13 last year based on a big document dump by OpenAI. www.unprompted.news/dreams-of-an...
10.02.2025 23:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโll say it again. What makes this platform different is that itโs moderated. And, The Terms of Service are enforced. Bluesky is not like Twitter
The world needs a platform where people who disagree can have a real discussion.
10.02.2025 02:19 โ ๐ 52285 ๐ 4708 ๐ฌ 1568 ๐ 170
Forget Skynet. It's all about the ennui and our our gentle, well-managed decay into an AI dystopia
The real apocalypse isnโt loud. Itโs an automated system politely informing you that your services are no longer required
Per @ashalang.bsky.social AI doesnโt need to conquer humanity with lasers or terrifying efficiency. It just has to be marginally better than us at absolutely everything. You wonโt notice the takeover because it wonโt look like one. Itโll look like convenience. www.unprompted.news/gradual-dise...
10.02.2025 00:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
But I quite often "utter forth violence of spirit."
09.02.2025 09:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Adalytics reveals Big Techโs dirty secret: How its profits are fueled by dark corners of the web
It reads like a rap sheet for the digital advertising underworld. It pulls no punches, detailing how major ad tech firms might be more than just passive...
"Hereโs the racket: imgbb plays host, ad tech vendors play dealer, & every click spins the wheel. Brands rub shoulders with images that should never see the light of day. Cash registers ring & everyone slaps 'ethical' into mission statements like cheap cologne." www.unprompted.news/Adalytics-ex...
09.02.2025 09:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1
โAbracadabraโ by Lady Gaga rises to a new peak of #2 (+3) on Global Spotify with a new daily high in streams of 8.45 million.
It also rises to a new peak of #1 on US Spotify with 2.13 million streams.
08.02.2025 13:46 โ ๐ 1288 ๐ 92 ๐ฌ 12 ๐ 92
It happened so fast, I didnโt realize until just now that Bluesky has blown past 31 MILLION active users!! ๐จ ๐ฆ
bsky-users.theo.io
08.02.2025 17:19 โ ๐ 31761 ๐ 3826 ๐ฌ 688 ๐ 180
Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, and Jack Antonoff at a GRAMMYs after-party in newly shared photo.
08.02.2025 16:02 โ ๐ 1692 ๐ 77 ๐ฌ 11 ๐ 14
Thank you @elizabeth64.bsky.social !!
08.02.2025 23:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Come one, there must be one little lonely person out there who can put a girl-bot over the top!
08.02.2025 23:33 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
While America tightens its purse strings, China builds. Not metaphorically, but literallyโerecting research centers, pouring resources into science, technology, education, and the relentless pursuit of discovery."
08.02.2025 22:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
My amiga@ashalang.bsky.social vibing over the humanitiesโ algorithmic apocalypse. Itโs giving out Gรถtterdรคmmerung vibes:
"Think of it as a long, awkward dinner party where you realise, somewhere between the appetiser and the main course, that youโre not actually invited."
#gradualdisempowerment
08.02.2025 22:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
FF14 Malboro
She/her
I like lightning :3
Icon by: @gomayammy.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
skeets:
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2
Twin mom
Brains are sexy, wish everyone had one
Same stick figure, different app
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xbvg7j5gclf7gxoc5jrjdeoi/feed/aaalb6dnhmcjs
Horrors and hot dogs.
(she/they)
Latest
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaajole3giqdq
Random
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaadr7exzc3rw
no klaatu no barada no nikto
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabkx4ybmn2y
โjokesโ
header by Dave (Cactus)
my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
You know, for kids.
Lapsed philosopher. I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter thanks for asking: http://howtotalk.substack.com.
Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities
Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely ๐
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
A bindle full of blues
Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2
Some people liked these:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaakoiexih2cc
๐ตCo-pastor: Ravensmenace, LLC
๐ตTop 10 blood donor in Pannonica County
๐ตSaving souls, one homeless orphan kitten at a time.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ. she/her
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns
I mean, I guess...
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f
Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls, horror, Swiftie. Independent. End non-violent cannabis-related incarceration. โJourney before destinationโ she/her ๐งก
My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.socialโs emotional support bitch
Iโve gotten some more dollies since I was last here
My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
Calmer than I ought to be
Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social
My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti
Best thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaagxe7btouua
A person with the presence of a banana
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe
Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHcsTVHLgao&list=PLI3TqwDaUj4TfhfxEklpowtDl8gw9j_Bj
this world is not so amusing
the man, the myth, the bellend
my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy
my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect.
Pfp by onehourlate
My dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m
enjoy the process ๐
โขIโm @pork_chop_hair everywhere elseโข
Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaaboubzwgwgu