I'd offer you a beer but I've only got the six.
All manner of retro pop culture references to baffle anyone under 40 and occasional rants.
May make uninformed comments about the football.
#totp #coys #forgotten80s
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh...nobody (real) actually cares.
cankles and fat feet are disgusting - now waddle the feck off.
Mostly happy. I probably don’t know half of what’s going on.
Caring chocoholic green socialist. Staff to a mature rescue cat. Passionate about books, education & good coffee. Trying to be polite to those with different political views. Sorry but DMs not accepted.
Our readers have understood the concept of Buyer's Remorse since 1979.
Buy the Profanisaurus or Subscribe here: https://lnk.bio/vizcomicofficial
Very old and romantic dreamer but a fool
The grim north
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social
My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
Living in Cumbria having a cocktail every Tuesday
Maker of animated and visual effect things
I'm also on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/sheep_films/
I create Star Wars stuff for fun.
No AI
Engineering Director. Comedy Writer. Husband. Father. 70% bacon, 40% bad at arithmetic.
Once fired from Ann Summers for getting Chas and Dave to do a stock take...
NHS. 💙 Mum to a young gun and 3 rescued spaniels. 🐾
Love our planet. 🌎 🐝 🐳 🌳 🖇️
What's the point of celery?
NO DM'S IF I DON'T KNOW YOU. TY
Professional Entertainer (Juggling / Comedy / Magic / Circus Skills Tutor). Scotsman, based in England. 8-time Winner of the UK Pun Off. #LunchPun enthusiast (new joke every day with that tag). #HashtagGames player.
Musky sly old foxy stoat.
Comedian, and nephew to three gorgeous uncles. Enquiries: CGagon@avalonuk.com
Glennmoorecomedy.com
YouTube.com/@buttonboyspodcast
Actress and Absolute Radio Presenter 🎭📻 Lover of dogs, music, film and cheese
Insta: sarahjaynechampion
Tepid music takes for Absolute Radio. Audio drama writer for Amazon and Iheartradio.
Will answer to Arthur in December
She / Her / Blonde bastard. Bread heathen. Olympic hopeful. Nigella once said my pie ‘looked delicious’. All views my own etc.
Registered in Brighouse for tax purposes. He/they. "The man who gave us Fred Dinenage's 3ft long egg" - (@ChinnyVision)
I like to wear flares and do the jokes. Bit of a woke prick. He/him.
I do stand-up and post silly things. I also did a podcast https://www.podbean.com/pi/pbblog-zf537-286755
Historically inaccurate
He/him
https://www.worldofmoose.com
animator of weird stuff.
If you need to contact me directly here's my email:
https://cyriak.co.uk/animation/contact/
https://www.youtube.com/user/cyriak
Old bag
My quiet place
No need to follow back
Pun writer. My mates describe me as being 'unadventurous'. I wouldn't go that far. I grew up in a small town after my parents abandoned me in a model village.
Used to be on 'X' as @groanman2020 🏴
00 Days 00 Hours 00 Mins & 52 Seconds since last near miss.
Brand New Special LATE BLOOMER out now!
https://linktr.ee/thesarahmillican
Comedian, Standard Issue podcaster, writer, feminist. Posts ending TSM are by my team.
Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
I put the 'cool' in 'convoluted'.
Well, actually I put the 'convol' in 'convoluted' so you just have to take the 'nv' bit out of 'convol', and push the 'co' and the 'ol' together to make 'cool'.
www.pauleggleston.com
My book: https://amzn.eu/d/9DrMuOS
Life's a big banana sandwich
Former Aristocratic Womble co-habitor. where I once roamed the Commons in search of Wombles, I now live in the land of moles.
https://moatmaninterviews.blogspot.com/
Glad to be here, mind you, at my age, I'm glad to be anywhere.
Cancer and Sepsis survivor.
The official Bluesky account of the World Bollard Association™️. MERCH STORE - https://worldbollardassociation.team-togs.com/shop/storeorderform.php
Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office. 17 year old tabby. Living with my sixth Prime Minister. Unofficial.
https://www.buymeacoffee.com/Number10cat
Official UK Met Office account. Get the weather in your hand with our app: http://linktr.ee/MOContent
University of Reading. We explore the history of the English countryside and its people. Chaotic Good.
https://merl.reading.ac.uk/
This account is like a delightful potpourri of thoughts that occasionally smells of bacon and regret.
Niche, like a rare venereal disease.
Straight, married, messy inclusive dad.
Bigots in any form can fuck off.
Misplaced Yorkshireperson.
Not in the market for creepy DMs, thanks all the same.
Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. Profile pic by Nancy fancy pants contact@themasonsisters.com
Here, there and everywhere
Fibro fighting cancer surviving, Mum, Grandma and most of the time I have no idea what I'm doing
Oh, and I like a good laugh 🤣
I love my family, animals, books, history, ballet, flowers, true crime, museums, anti Tory and Brexit & Trump , pro LGBTQIA and NHS. Two beautiful adult daughters. FizzieLou from the hell site. Lincoln, U.K. No D.Ms please unless we are old friends. 🦋
I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
Part time poet (#AeosMag), photographer, and grumpy old veteran.
Who just happens to be Autistic. #PTSD
Married to Mrs Bob…
Butler to Noodles
https://linktr.ee/BobChristianpoetry
Sharing the worst of parking. Complimentary to the original from the other place: therealyplac.bsky.social - follow them!
Buy their stuff: yplac.co.uk/shop.
Submissions by email if you want to stay anonymous. YPLACbluesky - at - gmail . com
Pensive, paired, meerithic pluviophile. Pro proofreader, apanthropist, author. Love bees, Norway, String Theory, purple & cats. #hEDS #TOTP
My books are here… https://www.amazon.co.uk/stores/Daisy-Burton/author/B07HD82QYM?
I'm also just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her…
Welcome to Fairy's mind. If you can stand the mess then stay, if not then you're going to get lost real quick.
Figurine of the year 1999.
I am a person who sometimes writes, performs and makes comedy stuff.
I am either very close, or very tall.
I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD.
https://trevorship.co.uk
My words are spoken by an actor. Stand-up comedian. UK Pun Champion and Scottish Comedian of the Year runner-up. BCOTY semi-finalist 2025. 3x Top 10 Jokes of Edinburgh Fringe. As seen on Channel 4. ON UK TOUR 2026. linktr.ee/richardpulsford
Navel gazer, bunny hugger, adult female
ACA, INFP
Does not do soaps shite does do vodka #notagirliegirl #shithot #oldschoolraver Media age 19 says fek a lot ttl morgenmuffel 💤🤣
Nothing to see here 👀🤫
Terrible Princess, generally disgusting, apart from when I’m asleep, you’d have to ask someone else about that.
I'm probably being sarcastic. I might have misunderstood. No, it's sarcasm. Proper twat.
So very tired. Life continues complicated.
past dreamland, second left
Michael Wombat. Amazon No.1 #Author.
Founder of #SundayPix, #SausageLeague & #Twanta.
Fainéant. Flâneur. Sybarite. Shaker.
Dying of cancer. Not recommended.
https://mybook.to/bqibv
https://cubicscats.wordpress.com
In the top 4% of all Candy Crush players, worldwide.
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stats.
Oxford, UK
Illustrator. Specimen.
My shop: www.infinitebacon.com
Stickers: https://www.infinitebacon.com/stickers
Tees: https://www.infinitebacon.com/tshirts
Life is better in flip flops. Kernow Bys Vyken!
I, for one, am a great fan of Roman numeral puns.
My name's Ben and I'm a Wakeyholic.
She/her/thon coo over there. Allergen advice: may contain swears and wine, produced on premises using feminist ingredients. Header pic by fellow Norn Iron hallion Emma Campbell ♥
Geordie. Pyjamas. Some kids. You know the script.
Rep’d by MMBCreative
UK Voice-Over Artist: yaketyyakvoices BBC~ITV~CBeebies~Ch4~5
http://www.yaketyyak.co.uk/artists/jayne-sharp
Award losing stand up comedian
Lives next door to the old woman next door.
Bigger mane than the Lion, more heartless than the Tinman, stupider than the Scarecrow.
Married to the wicked witch of the North, MrsP.
I’m in my 50’s. If you’re younger get a wood burner a dog and leave work at 5. You’ll thank me later.
Like, a really big shithouse of a man.
I loved social media 10 years ago, but that's about me not you. I want to find the jolly me again, not the moaner, that IS about you, you make me jolly.
My friend kept quoting my description back to me. So now this is what it says, Gav.
A husband, a father, a philosopher, a music lover, a bell end. Your one stop shop for the destruction of mainstream thought.
Student. Scottish. Partial to naps, gigs, tea and nonsense.
Who in sodomy wrote that?
Probably talking to animals. Or reading a book 💙📚 Book blogger - fan of crime thrillers and psychological thrillers, the grittier the better! On 🐦 as @CoffeeCurls and @ReadandRated book reviews at www.readandrated.com
