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But the cat came back
It just couldn’t stay away, away, away
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Best, first: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaam3anox47gk
I work at a record store, I'm a former member of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Rogers, and now I like to stay home and write. Formerly known as DJ Fart Ghost.
Just my brain garbage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:icwmuvffuts3iaugroxwqjl7/feed/aaajnaptz5uk2
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No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
https://mastodon.social/@notjpo
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I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well.
Weird guy that lives in my house:
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
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Hand-feeding Hardee’s receipts into the car-wash vacuum.
Welp, that's me:
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Not Astrology:
https://thecontributor.org/tag/hoboscopes/
On a journey
Looking, creating, contemplating
pretty things, poetry, and revolution
Swim the cringe
Unhinge
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AZ resident but Hoosier by birth. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. Stay at home uncle to 3.5 year old nephew. He/Him.
Elected Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljauep2xxlkhqol5lj5vivyo/feed/top-skeets
human person
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just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid
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I'm pretty sure I'm a real person.
Sobriety Date 12/22/09
Support/Blog/Fiction
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Recent Posts
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Two brows, one low, one high, have I, motherfucker.
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I’m off to search for Cat Island. Hope to see you there. 🐾
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"annoying woke twat"
fresh shite:
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polished turds:
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County Galway 🇮🇪
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
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Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
*finger gun*
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Pro-trans, anti-fascist, avid reader of anything that I can outrun.
The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi.
Ex-carnie, writer, gamer, film buff.
Evil Vizier - reasonable rates.
Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
Half a proud century old.
“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
Idiot
Recents: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaailub3qgdqy
Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
Swedish fictional character.
Goth grannie league.
Dave Gahans äldsta fangirl.
wonder stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpbgkiooeo
head chog
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadfcljyh3iw
glimmers that keep me vaguely (eh.) sane, my doggos, nature, a bit o' gothic architecture, yoga and did i say my doggos? main comfort books/shows, Discworld, Twin Peaks, Buffy. She/her
I’m the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance.
(she/her)
🚫AI slop
Avi by @cozydalia.bsky.social
I don’t give a damn about my reputation and I don’t follow back 99.9999% of political accounts.
🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶
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💗microinfluential shitposter💗
yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa
top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w
💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
Possibly not a cookie, but definitely a Cookie
Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
Head of (off-world) Shapes
Department for colouring in
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Puffins:
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🔞 He/Him, UK
noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
Moderately Witty
Best:
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Latest:
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Somethng s mssng from your lfe
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Imperfection at its finest.
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym
I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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wondering through the woods
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**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
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the world below is made up
emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
wannabe comedian/poet/human
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⚠️This is a jokey account💙
Failed librarian 📚📖🖋️📝
Walk-ins are never welcome🖤🪦⚰️🥀🍂
Never sundried🌕🌛☔️🌧️🗿
👑Show-off💎💍💅🪷🦦🫧No DMs
Dark Ages require jesters
Living in chapters, fueled by caffeine.
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Skeets - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdtmg4tc476xhkkvcrhmoewx/feed/aaaffztp6wx6w
shitpostmaster general
tomato soup: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no
What's normal for the spider
Is chaos for the fly
Death for the caterpillar
Birth for the butterfly
Ian Brown.
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purveyor of assorted smoky flavors
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Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Wing sauce on my face probably. WinterMonths is our band. https://on.soundcloud.com/ 👈for fun!
~Déjà vu of pretty nightmares
Drowning in the sea of TIME...
»Cyber soul crossing Space & Time
X Solitude ∞ ⚛ ∞
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Prone to mild eccentricity, binge-drinking and casual violence
Nurse, salty, writer of verse, a certain sort of madness.
Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
stuff:
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thangs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
Cajun, crawfish eater and ice road trucker. I'm still calling my posts tweets on here. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dzdcofxcag6e5hrz3moguzke/feed/aaacc7ag7jus6
🍉🌿🏳️🌈 Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band.
APS, CPSU ✊️
Naarm ❤️💛🖤
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey.
I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg
Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi
Love, books, art, humanity, the sea.
I’m a soft fire and I care a lot
Coronavirus and other health-related updates. Regular updates on Outbreaks, Pathogens For more updates follow us.
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I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈
🦋: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn
🤦♀️: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
author and woodworker. lover of good palindromes and all forms of wordplay
Laugh because we must survive
2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor
AuDHD
Proud scar wearer
Widow. My name is Elle
She/they
Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted
My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
I make computer games + stupid jokes
games @ explod.es
𝚞𝚗𝚛𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚊𝚖𝟸
Book lover. Storyteller. Writer. In that order.
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is this the afterlife? aro/4b . indica-leaning hybrids . my black impala goes 85 . just sittin here on the group w bench . namaste bitch
weed . nature . existential political rage . general shitposting . dick jokes
it me, kd: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bgwoouqx463ponaj5f4wy5y2/feed/aaab3vh6gtzlc
Max Mudie (he/him)
Conservation Photographer | Science Communication
Co-founder @atffungifestival.bsky.social
Connecting people through Mycelium 🌍
joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
time is a level orb
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zpmpq3tifkzk7nqbgsmqvwj5/feed/aaafzcm4wp7oc
LMFT-LADAC Witch, Addictions Expert, Not your therapist. Both traumatized and trauma informed.
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I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back.
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Please don’t parade on my rain.
he/it/bag of dirty sox
This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g
<see “Feeds” for more options>
That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis
{avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}
I once made Dr. Phil a toupèé out of bulrushes and blue clay from Boston Harbor
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Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
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Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls, horror, Swiftie. Independent. Never leaving the cottage. The Count of Monte Cristo book stan. she/her
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Chickens, cats and twaddle, accompanied by exaggeration and drama. Runs backwards at weddings. Forest dweller, chicken whisperer, cat cuddler, crisp eater. Hampshire, UK.
Follow me so that I have something to talk about if the afterlife turns out to be real.
I’m not a doctor but I think there’s something wrong with you.
aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site.
Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app
not too off-puttingly handsome
Sit Ubu, sit…good dog.
*tries to be funny* —> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ipja66zoqdn5prstk5jdtbe5/feed/aaade32wpq2ly
I write jokes people, not to be taken seriously. I administer involuntary nasal exorcisms.
♥️ My wife: @skedaddle74.bsky.social
🎉 My bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo
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